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Pigzy: Why don't we relax and turn on the radio WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMMM!!!
Tang: .....•-•....
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Wukong: "Here" *gives the mk a rock* "pet rock" *and walks away*
Mk: I'm going to name you Tim
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Mei: In every group of friends there's the dumb one
*Everyone pointed at mk*
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*tang laying on the ground with Buns on him*
Sandy: Check out the Buns on that guy
Police: *kicks the door in* this is a comedy police the jokes too funny
Sandy: I'm not going back to jail!!
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Mei: *Sleeping*
Mk: *shoots the air*
Mei: *falls off the couch*
Mei: THIS IS WHY WUKONG DOESN'T f****** LOVE YOU
MK: *laughing hard*
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Wukong: MK to get out of the tank
Mk: you're not my dad
Wukong: Get out of this freaking tank I am your dad
Mk: you're not my dad
Wukong: I AM YOUR DAD GET OUT OF THE F*#%€%-
Mk: IM IN A TANK and your NOT
Wukong: I WILL CALL-
Mk: I'm literally in a tank and you're not
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Mk: AAAAHHHHH AHHH AAAHHH
Spiderqueen: why are you running? Why are you running!!
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Pigzy: 2 shots of vodka *poors almost all of it*
Mk: *looks concerned*
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Mk: what are THOSSSSEEEEEE
Red son: they are my crocs
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Wukong: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing
Macaque: *gets in his face* but cha didn't
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Mk: *reaches out and touches red sun's hand*
Red sun: *slowly turns his head annoyed and moves his hand looking disgusted*
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Tang: *watches the deers eat*
Pigzy: *loud sneeze*
Tang: *sarcasm* nice pigzy
Pigzy: I SNEEZED!! I am not ALLOWED to SNEEZE!!
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Wukong: never want to talk about your feelings, Macaque
Macaque:.......
Mk: I do
Wukong: I know mk
Mk: im sad
Wukong: I know mk
*pats mk's head*
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Macaque: hay how much money you have?
Wukong: like 69cents
Macaque: ek 😏 you know what that means
Wukon: *tears up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Mei: it is wensday my dude
*Everyone being quiet*
Mei: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
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man: did anyone tell you you look like Beyonce~
Mei: no they tell me I look like mei
Man: who the f&#% is that
Mei: me b*#^*
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Mk: im in me dad's car broom broom
Pigzy: get out me car!
Mk: awwww
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Sandy: *playing the piano*
Mk: *dose a dance*
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Wukong: WHAT THE F*#^ IS UP DBK,NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE, what the F&#^, STEP THE F&@^ UP DBK
Dbk: .....•-•....
Pif: @-@
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Red sun: *breathes out fire*
Mk: *looks at mei* wow
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Macaque: boo!
Wukong: ahhhhh!!.....stoooop....I could've dropped my croissant *cutely pouts*
Macaque: ahahah
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Macaque: and remember nobody will be ever to hate you more than you already hate yourself *tears fall*
Wukong: *concerned*
LGBTQ+ Headcanons (LMK)
Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.
MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.
Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.
Tang: Gay.
Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.
Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.
Monkey King: Pan.
Macaque: Pan.
Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.
DBK: Straight.
Princess Iron Fan: Straight.
Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.
Syntax: Gay asexual.
Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.
Ne Zha: AroAce.
Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.
The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.
Azure: Pan.
Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.
Yellow tusk: Gay.
Huō (oc) and Redson being siblings (screen shot edits)
Blue girl: Huō
Green sibling: Liu
Been making this for a hc :D