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Hobie Brown(Spider-Punk) X Deadpool!Reader from his universe!! Masterlist
Started-06/06/2023
Prologue - Posted
CHAPTER 1- Posted
CHAPTER 2- (Short) Posted
CHAPTER 3- Coming Soon
DEADPOOL ACADEMY TRIP - ???
Prologue- Hobie Brown X Deadpool!(fem) Reader
TagList: @leothesquishy @notbluees @shslsimpette @feverish-dove
“Well hellooo, there people from the other worlds and today I have a very special story to tell you about me and my dear friend Hobo and my other few friends in our universe.”
“This story will have some ups and downs but in the end I will always rock out with my best buddy till the end of our lives…
“Yea to the end isn’t that right Hobie.”
Chapter 1- Hobie Brown X Deadpool(fem) Reader
Taglist: @leothesquishy @notbluees @shslsimpette @feverish-dove @lauryn2theelectricboogaloo
“Helloooo readers, how are you guys doing… I'm hoping you said good if not well then I hope that this little monologue from me will make feel better.”
“ So I have to tell my story well. It's pretty simple. First, my dad worked at Oscorp and basically worked under the president,President Osborn. What he didn't know was that the president was a psychopath who wanted to make super soldiers and well lets just say it didn't end well on bring your daughter work day.”
“ The next thing I know is I'm being thrown out of a very tall building. I'm not kidding, the building was like 1000 feet tall cause I was falling for some time then I black out.
I awoke meeting my bestie,Hobo. Get it cause he’s an orphan and homeless.
Oh and we both found out that I can heal super fast and basically can't die. Don’t question how we figured it out or maybe question that, probably the only reason was I was still alive after being physically thrown out of a very large building.
But I continue and me and my bestie Hobo live our lives. Yknow him and I both know being orphans and all that …
Cause I don't really know where my dad went and kinda don't care.
But it didn't matter until one day while me and Hobster were going to steal a few things from some bad people. But he got bit by one of these like crazy spiders Oscorp made then BAMMM!
He has superpowers like me even though he tells me not to call what we have superpowers. But they are.
Anyways after that me and him got this brilliant idea to use these superpowers we have and to get rid of all those dirty cops and Get rid of many things that Hobo told me that are important. But I really didn’t care too much about it ,but I still help.
And that's when I became the one and only, yours trullyyyyy… wait for……wait for it……
DEADPOOLLLLLL!!!!
Yea that felt good.
Oh and Hobiey became some spiderhero. The people call him Spiderpunk but you know hobby is, he hates labels. That's why me and him aren’t even friends. I don't know what we are sometimes but most of the time were usually buddies.
Oh and after a few years of our gigs together and Hobster finally killing Ozzy Osborn. My little Hobster joined basically a mafia of other spider people.
And of course I get to sometimes join his missions, against Miguel's wishes. And the most fun part is going to other dimensions and l finding other me’s out there too. I am so cool, we Deadpools even have our own little academy full of us. Heard it from another Deadpool.
Woah! I’ve been talking for so long you probably want to see Hobby. But don’t worry you’ll see him in the next chapter. So that means you have to come back to see me if you want to see Hobo got it.Cool .
Well then see you guys lateeerrr and you'll see mister Hobo later as well. I guess.
Bye Bye.
PROLOGUE- Prowler Miles X Deadpool ( fem) Reader
Taglist: @bath1lda @sorryi-mtrash
Let's start this from the beginning…
“My name is Y/N Fisk the daughter of the big top baddie in Brooklyn. My father owns the whole city basically, But you know being a child of the biggest baddie this earth has ever seen you might think he might have loved me more.”
“Sorrrryyy, to break your spirits but to the old man I was nothing more than a lab experiment and I wasn’t even a failed one, I was one of his many experiments that actually worked.”
“Well you wanna know the whole story or do you want a short version so you can finally see the person you are reading this for in the first place.”
“So i'm guessing the short version you simps…”
“So I was experimented on by my father, and turned into an unkillable demon. Was trained till I was 1-10 years old, got sent to school, met the love of my life “😀”( who you should know), fell in love, worked with his uncle because he was working under my dad, then comforted the love of my life after his dad dies.(His dad was also super cool) then had to start working with the love of my life doing “jobs” under my dear old father for money.”
“And that's all, my whole life all summed up. Hey you wanna know something now that I say this maybe my life isn’t too bad”…”I feel like i'm forgetting something…”
BAMMMMM!!!
“Ahh that's right we are fighting right now, yikes I need to get these voices in my head checked out.”
“Y/NNNN!” Screamed a voice behind me. Taking out my swords I start to run over to them.
“COMMIINNNGGG LLOOOOVVVEERRR!!”! I yelled back
“OH and I hope to see or hear you later little voices in my head.”
CHAPTER 1- Prowler Miles X Deadpool(fem) Reader
Taglist: @bath1lda @niktwazny303 @sorryi-mtrash
“ So we meet again!” Said a dark and mysterious voice “oh my, please stay away! “ yelled the poor girl. “NEVER YOUR MINEE!!” he yelled Slashing her in the stomach before laughing crazily.
“BAHAHAHAHA!!!!” “Y/N!” ‘oops, remember to keep quiet or you're in trouble but know that old man needs me’ thought the girl who is seen to be laying in her bed before she gets up to respond to the call.
“Coming father” she says up the stairs in a meek tone different from the tone she used to read her book or to even talk to herself. “Hurry, I have a mission for you”He responds to her in an authoritative tone. She makes it up the stairs and into a living area different from the one her room is in. This is where her mother and older brother live while she sleeps in the laboratory.
Coming into the living area to see her Father sitting on the couch, that was across from the family picture. ‘Well their family picture, as she has been in any of these pictures’. “Yes father, I heard you say you have a mission for me” She tells him looking to the ground as if looking at her father would kill her if she dared.
“Yes I have a mission for you, and that little assassin I hired is coming with you” He tells her, still looking at her as if he dared her to defy his orders. “Yes sir, I understand, I'll get ready and leave as soon as possible.”
“Don't worry about getting ready its a stealth mission and you need to look normally, your weapons are in a bag by the bike in the garage, Get them, meet at the street linked on the bike, and wait till the event starts and the assassin gets there,” “ yes father” “Good now get out” “yes father.” The young girl says bowing then walking back down to the garage to her bike and seeing the bag.
‘Awe great this is going to be a boring mission’ she thought, getting on the bike ready to drive away. But then she remembers something that makes her smile like the moon has eyes `My coffee bean is going to be there and I don't have to come back here after the mission, so I can spend the rest of the night with him, YEEEAAAHHH!!” she screams riding on her bike down the street.
‘Tonight is going to be a great night’ she thought.
TIME SKIP TO THE EVENT
“Copy that uncle Aaron” the boy says to his communicator, “yea, ad boss man says your girl is going to be there too, make sure you watch after her man” his uncle tells him. His uncle knows one thing that when they're both together that girl would never get hurt, even if she can heal.
“Yea I see her i'll tell you how we do '' He tells his uncle completely ignoring what his uncle said about calling her his girl. "All right and remember to knock out or kill anyone in the way of killing that little traitor, understood” “yeah understood” as the boy says these words and cuts off the communicator with his uncle he goes to the edge of the roof he’s on and jumps sliding down the walls using his claws, and drops into an alley.
“MILLLEESSS!!” He hears behind him, he sighs before opening his arms as if he was waiting for something. And soon that something jumps and appears in his arms hugging him with a death grip and legs wrapped around him. “I’ve missed you” she says to him looking down to his peacock eyes, while rubbing his braids.
“Yea me too princesa hermosa, also we saw each other yesterday, we had a mission” he tells before putting her down on the ground and looking at her outfit. “Te ves tan hermosa” “what's that mean” he chuckles at her and remembers she sometimes forgets that she is fluent in 7 languages. “You know” he says but then he sees their target and his whole mood changes. A few seconds ago they were laughing then he gets all dark and mysterious when people are around or if they're handling a mission and right now it's the latter.
“You ready” he tells her, getting his claw ready while she takes her guns out the bag she brought, “as ready as ever sweet lips” “stop” “OK, right mission time first.”
“Ohh this is going to be fun” she says smirking, looking down at all the men who seemed to be in their way, then seeing the target. Her eyes look at them darkly with her smirk becoming dangerous.
She kisses her guns, “Real Fun.”
Princesa Hermosa—-> Beautiful Princess
Te Ves Tan Hermosa—--> You Look So Beautiful
CHAPTER 2 -Prowler Miles X Deadpool ( fem) Reader
Taglist: @bath1lda @niktwazny303 @sorryi-mtrash
Jackerman Parker
A man I haven't seen in years, the man who had done the worst thing to me and to my Lover life. Our lives were ruined because of this man.
The man who gave me my dumb powers, and the man who…
The helped framed the Murderer of…
Captain Jefferson Davis
THE EVENT
“Welcome all and welcome to the new society. I Jackerman, am here to tell you how we plan to overrun Fisk tower and destroy the company to become the biggest and strongest group in Brooklyn '' Jackerman states to the crowd of old Fisk workers. “ I understand what Fisk has ruined our lives and it's time to take all that power away from him starting today we will be the new rulers!!” he yells as the crowd of villains yell with excitement, not ready to know they will all be either hospitalized or dead by the end of this Event.
In the crowd only two people were not cheering; they looked as if they wanted to rip the man on stage, head off his body and throw it to the moon.
“You ready “ “ready as i'll ever be” As she states this she cocks her gun and starts to lift it up as he places his gauntlet on his arm charging it up. “Let's get this party started” she says smirking at the boy before shooting the two man in front of her dead in their heads.
“ Two done many to go” she says, but at the sound of a gunshot all the men in the crowd turn to only see the girl with two machine guns instead of the smaller guns she had.
“WHO”S READY TO PARTY '' as she yells she starts the guns and starts to laugh at the dying group's misfortune.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” but within twenty seconds most of the men were dead and the machine guns were out of bullets. With that the men who lived under the master gun get up and grab their weapons ready to attack. She sees this and starts to move back into a darker part of the event Yelling “PROOWWWLEEERRR, IT'S YOUR TURN TO HAVE SOME FUN!!!” before getting shot in the head and falling to the ground.
But once the men turned to see who shot her, the man's head who shot her was grabbed and skull was crushed. All that is left is a dark purple figure standing there. “Time to meet yalls end” said a dark voice from the person, before sprinting to the group and killing each and every one of them.
While this was happening Mr. Parker was trying to find some way to escape the building after seeing that girl get shot and another killer coming, he knew they were both after him. As he makes it to the door he finally thinks he has freedom only to hear.
“Mr.Jackermmaaannn, where are you going you can’t leave yet me and my friend upstairs have some questions for you” that voice of a young girl, the same voice as the girl who was shot not just a while ago in the head early.
‘How, how can this be when I saw her get killed… no it can’t be her’ he thinks to himself, terror filling his eyes as he sees the girl with a bullet wound in her head that seemed to be healing, but also to the face of the girl, a face he couldn’t forget.
“Come on, Jackerman, don't fight me. Me and that guy upstairs really need to talk to you, mostly him though” she tells him smiling up at him with death in her eyes. But when he makes no way to move she knows what she has to do. She looks at him before looking up and then whistling up to the person above.
And that's when he blacked out.
THE BASEMENT OF A OLD LABORATORY
“Wakey,wakkeey Jackerman we have some questions” says the girl looking down at the man tied to the structure of the building.
He opens his eyes to see not only the girl with magically no bullet wound in her head anymore, but a new member whose purple glowing eyes seemed to be glaring into his soul looking for purpose to kill him off right now.
“WHERE AM I, LET ME GO!” he yells at them but counties, “WHO ARE YOU TWO!!”
“You don't remember me mister Jackermen? I mean you the reason I'm here right now and him oh, he wants to kill you, but we need something about a certain man” The girl says still smiling at him like they were friends but in her eyes you can see the true emotion in them.
“Do you know Jefferson Davis the man you legally helped kill and to be honest my buddie up there really needs to know” she says to him pointing up to the parched being with glowing eyes.
“I do but I only tell you if you both tell me your names, '' Jackerman asked with fear as he wanted to know who they were, but not thinking that if they told him he was going to have to die now.
“OK!” The girl says liking to make him remember and to tell them later about why they had to ask them the question in the first place.
“Im Y/n Fisk you might remember me, you tortured me when I was younger and then experimented on me turning me into an unkillable being. And that guy up there is Miles, SAY HI MILES'' Y/n explains who they are with a wide grin seeing the terror on his face grow even more because he remembered and Miles drooping down to get right in the mans face, that's when Y/n knew that this was now Miles turn to ask more about the killer of his father. So she looked at him and moved to the side of the room, watching Miles torture people was kinda hot.
AFTER THE TORTURING
“Y/n” “ hmm yes' ' he didn't kill him but he gave me a lead on who” “oh that's great ... He's dead ""yep mission over, cmon Princesa Hermosa, Vamos a casa juntas ""YEAAAAHHHH!!!”
Princesa Hermosa —-> Beautiful princess
Vamos a casa juntas —---> Let's go home together
(Changed the main story a bit that miles dad wasn’t killed by trying to save some and getting crushed, but to trying to save someone and getting murder like uncle ben>):
CHAPTER 2- Hobie X Deadpool (fem ) Reader
Taglist: @feverish-dove @shslsimpette @notbluees @leothesquishy @lauryn2theelectricboogaloo
“Today is the day, the last day of my life Hobie…”
“JUST KIDDING” said the girl laying on a old couch in a small flat busting out laughing even through she was covered in blood.
“Hobo did they really think I was going to die so easily I mean have they meet I mean look at me” she say s standing up showing five bullet wounds through her body while her tall friend just laughs harshly at her saying “oh you're always full of surprises aren't mate” “of course I am Hobo”
“Why do you constantly call me Hobo, Mate “ he says looking at her while smiling all through he hates being labeled as something he lets her label him… only sometimes.
“When Gwen coming back I miss her”... She says missing her little blond friend who had been staying with the two homeless children in their universe.
“Then let's go visit her on her mission, mate” he says smirking back at her as they both got the same idea to go “help” Gwen out on her mission and maybe even visit Pavitr Universe to check on him. “Yes let's go help” she smirks back, jumping onto his back as he uses the teleportyy watch thing, to open a portal.
“You ready Mate” “always am “mate”
IN PAVITR WORLD CLOSE TO THE CHEM BUILDING
“Hobo i think something bad happened here” “ you think mate” they both tell each other hopping into Pavitr’s universe and feeling that things were different they both pop back on there mask ready to help because they have nothing better to do “let's go find him” “but where can he be” “probably there” she points to a building with a lot more whole in in and it says the chem something.
“Something always happens in a chem building for a spider person” “ that's not true” “of course it is mate lets go HOBO HOURSEY” saying that he groans and laughs at her before going into the building through the whole again having no reason to be here.
‘ I have a bad feeling about this’ ‘shut up voice here to save him’ ‘oh boy were dead’ ‘shut up.’
(Its short and i'm sorry but the next one will be longer and will follow the course of the movie then have random time for the time hobie leaves the movie)
DEADPOOL Core-Preveiw To FanFic
~A spiderman x deadpoolsona(not me y/n)~
《《《《《《《《PREVEIW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~》
In every universe there is a spiderman and with every spider comes a pool. A Deadpool, so if the Spiders can have a huge cult then so can we. Welcome to the Deadpoolcore, where trauma is the most funniest thing in the world... Well until i came around~~
My name...Not important, not to you only when you scream it out as your last dying wish.
"I see you"
"just like I can see the Author writing this"
"I'm a joke to you, a puppet, an imaginary sentence you read off a screen"
"But once I find you and once I come the only thing imaginary will, if you believe in heaven and hell well enough..."
~"Well till then, bye for now"~
