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So, a bunch of guys are painting my house right now, so I had to put my cat away into my dad’s room. My cat will meow every once in a while, and one of these huge, painter guys will just softly meow back at him, then my cat will meow right after, and so on. He’s all happy now cause he thinks that they’re communicating.

I don’t have the heart to tell him that my cat is Deaf.

Sitting on the stand is so BORING OMG. You have no choice but to come up with different scenarios in your head. For example:

‘What would I do if there was an active shooter right now?’

‘Is my cat really deaf, or is he just faking it cause he hates me?’

‘What if some hot guy/gal came in right now and started hitting me up?’

‘I wonder if witchcraft is right for me?’

‘Is that pizza-rat in the subway just Master Splinter on his way to feed his 4 turtle sons?’

‘Let some maniac come in here talkin bout some ‘Bakugou is better that Deku’ I swear to god someone’s about to catch a fade.’