Deceitsanders - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
Movies
Thomas: What do you guys like to watch?
Roman: DISNEY! Of course.
Patton: Oooh i love cartoons
Logan: Shelock Homes
Virgil: The Black Cauldron i guess
Remus: Deceit sleep
Everyone: ...
Deceit: What the F-
Sick
Remus: My stomach hurts
Deceit: You ate alot last night
Remus: What'd I eat?
Deceit: All the walls and the ceiling
Remus: F***king sick
Death
Deceit: Remember to give your kids what they want
Deceit: What do you want?
Anxiety: Death
Deceit: *Pulls out gun* That can be arranged
Evil Laugh
Deceit: *Lying on the floor unconscious*
Virgil: Thats it, now we just gotta make it look like he was knocked by a girl
Roman: Oh i love it when your evil~
Virgil: This is me at my most evil
Roman: Do your evil laugh!
Virgil: NEHEHEHEHE
Humano
Deceit: Hey Remus!
Deceit: Soy un ser humano incompetente
Remus: *Gasp* I thought you were a snake!
Deceit: ...
Deceit: Roman what did you make me say
CULTIST
Virgil: Oh my f*** hes actually a-
Virgil: CULTIST
Logan & Roman: *Banging on door*
Virgil: YOU HIRED A F***ING CULTIST YOU IDIOT
Patton: Woah! Woah! What's wrong kids and why aren't you with Deceit?
Virgil: OH YOU MEAN THE BAT S*** CRAZY CULT LEADER YOU JUST PUT IN CHARGE OF THE CAMP!
Patton: Again with these cult jokes Virgil, please...
Gasp
Patton: Surely Deceit can't be that threatening I mean not everybody loves him, right Virgil. Virgil?
Virgil: i love you deceit
Patton: *Dramatic gasp*
Patton: B-but that's not right, Virgil doesn't love anything
Donuts
Deceit: Did you eat my donuts?
Remus: No
Deceit: Whats that on your face then
Remus: COCAINE
Deceit: ...
Deceit: I don't know if your lying or not
Knife Stick
Deceit: YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?
Deceit: YOU F***ERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY KNIFE STICK
Virgil: Its a knife taped to a stick
Deceit: shut up!
Logan: So a spear
Deceit: NO A KNIFE STICK DUMBF***
Sleeping Ships
Logicality:
Patton: Are you awake?
Logan: Yeah *Hugs him*
Prinxeity:
Roman: Are you awake?
Virgil: No so shut the f*** up b****
Receit:
Remus: Hey babe~
Deceit: How did you get in my bed?
Weddings
Remus: *Tearing up as Deceit walks down the aisle on there wedding day*
Priest: ...
Priest: Look he might come back
Protective Mother
Deceit: I hate Virgil with all of my being
Patton: Virgil hurt himself!
Deceit: WHERE THE F*** IS MY BOY!
Doritos
Deceit: Hello people who don't live here.
Patton: Hi!
Logan: Salutations
Roman: Hello
Deceit: I gave you the key for emergencies!
Virgil: We ran out of Doritos
Angst Songs
Virgil: Welcome to my life ~ Simple Plan
Roman: 100 bad days ~ AJR / Princesses dont cry ~ Aviva
Logan: Im not her ~ Julia Brennan
Patton: You dont know ~ Katelyn Tarver
Deceit: Lost my mind ~ Alice Kristiansen
Skaly
Deceit: You know that whole light side act, ugh. Never bought it for a second. You can stick a tiara on a dark side but your still a dark side.
Virgil: And you can slap a dumb hat on but your still skaly. Oh!
Fandom Virgil: o-oh no-o it-ts d-dece-eit
Canon Virgil: GET THE F*** OUT YOU SLIMY DISH WASHER
Remus: Hey Deceit
Deceit: Virgil used to call me tha-
Remus: No! That is stealing someone elses quote and were not doing that! *Looks at camera*
Deceit: Quote? Wha are you looking at?
Remus: *Looks at different camera*
Deceit: What the hell are you looking at!
Deceit: You've heared of elf on the shelf. Now get ready for
Deceit: *Drops pot on Virgil's head*
Deceit: POT ON THE THOT!
Virgil: GET READY FOR B***H IN A DITCH CAUSE THEIR NEVER GONNA FIND YOUR BODY
Deceit: *Runs away screaming*
Logan: You may now kiss the groom
Deceit: astride nuzzles & kisses astride
Remus: *Giggles*
Logan: *Utter confusion*
Remus: I can cure sex cancer!
Deceit: Sex cancer doesn't exist
Remus: I did it