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Real
Roman: LOGAN! Is Logicality real?
Logan: Is Prinxiety real?
Roman: I asked first!
Logan: I asked second!
Wallet
Robber: Hand over the wallet or he gets it *Pointing gun at Virgil*
Roman: *About to hand over his wallet*
Virgil: *Stops him* Wait i wanna get shot
Roman: What the f*** Virgil
Robber: You know what ill leave you two to discuss this
Virgil: WAIT NO PLEASE SHOT ME!
Sleeping Ships
Logicality:
Patton: Are you awake?
Logan: Yeah *Hugs him*
Prinxeity:
Roman: Are you awake?
Virgil: No so shut the f*** up b****
Receit:
Remus: Hey babe~
Deceit: How did you get in my bed?
F*** THAT
Roman: Virgil help us
Virgil: Dont worry guys I know exactly what to do
Virgil: *Slams door and books it* F*** THAT
Beds
Roman: I can do this on my own, i am royality so no challenge can defeat me
Roman: ...
Roman: Im stuck...
Virgil: *Walks in and starts hysterically laughing* HoW dId YoU gEt StUcK uNdEr ThE bEd!
Candy Store
Logan: Where's Roman i need to have a word with him.
Virgil: *Sighs* Hang on
Virgil: *Inhales*
Virgil: HUNNY WHAT YOU WAITING FOR!
Roman: *Kicks down the door* WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE
Logan: wtf is wrong with you people
£50
Thomas: Would you punch the other pesron for £50?
Virgil: Yes!
Roman: Woah not even gonna give it any thought
Virgil: How much damage do you think im gonna do?
Roman:Your right your too weak-
Then he died
Follow You
Patton: Can i follow you?
Logan: what?
Patton: Because I've liked alot of your content so far
Roman: Can i follow you?
Virgil: no
Roman: ...
Virgil: F***ing stalker
A Romantic Confession
Patton: So who confessed?
Roman: Well it was me with my romantic gesture
Virgil: You liteterily threw a rose at me then looks at me awkwardly for a moment then... well i dont know what the f*** you did. Then you yelled that you loved me then sprinted.
Roman: Like i said, Romantic.
Tryna F***
Roman: That shirt looks good on you Virgil
Virgil: Ha! Tryna f***?
Roman: Yeah
Virgil: ...
Roman: My cars over there
Virgil: *Grabs his hand* Let's go
Working
Roman: Were just-
Virgil: Working!
Roman: Yes we were just working... together... independently!
Logan: Soooo, you two work without your clothes on?
Rain
Roman: *Wet from the rain* I'm so sorry I didn't mean it
Virgil: ...
Virgil: You do realise I can see it's not actually raining
Roman: Oh thank God I can turn this off *Turns off hose*
Roman: Hey wanna come over?
Virgil: Can't, my parents are very protective.
Roman: Just tell them you wont be gone for long
Virgil: You don't understand, we could be standing at my front door for five minutes and they would still pat me down and ask where ive been!
Roman: Your the moon to my earth
Virgil: Huh?
Roman: Becuase i can't survive without you
Virgil: !?!
Patton: Lo! Your the moon to my earth
Logan: Patton that is impossible as we are humans, not planets or moons
Patton: That not what i-
Logan: I dont know where you would get the notion that we were
Virgil: So Patton, this is my boyfriend
Roman: Well looks like I need a Pat-on the back for finding my wonderful boyfriend
Patton: *Tearing up* You have my blessing
Virgil: Sorry im late i was doing stuff
Logan: I swear if Roman comes in and says "Im stuff" I'm gonna throw you out the window
Roman: Im stuff!
All: ...
Roman: Logan put Virgil down!
Roman: V its time to wake up.
Virgil: 5 more minutes.
Roman: *Smiles* Ok
~
Virgil: Its time to wake up
Roman: 5 more minutes
Virgil: *Sharpening knife* Maybe you misheard me...
Virgil: *Secretly puts sugar in his coffee*
Romam: I didn't know the stormcloud couldn't handle normal coffee
Virgil: You tell anyone about this and ill tell everyone about your secret tic tok account
Roman: ...how did you...
Virgil: Roman called me a tsundere today so im starting a petition to put him down
Virgil: The benefits of killing him would be i would get called a tsundere way less
Roman: Hey you should introduce me to your parents some time
Virgil: Oh you can meet my whole family tree, hey guys!
Patton: *Sitting in a tree* Son let us down from here!
Deceit: *Also in the tree* dad?
Logan: *In the same tree* Where am I!