Desiree Delite - Tumblr Posts
almost forgot to post it here- ok but their dynamic tho banger
here’s another delites opinion i have. i think with malewife x girlboss bi4bi ships we tend to default to the woman being the “excuse me he asked for no pickles” one and i get why i really really do but i feel like actually desiree would be like “ugh they put pickles in this :/” and then it’s like. you’re a minimum wage cashier and you have your back turned at that exact moment and you can kind of hear mumbling but you just tune it out because it doesn’t sound like it’s directed at you and then it turns into a shout of “PLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSE PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE :(” and you turn around and there’s this guy standing there looking like he could burst into tears, penny stardewvalley hair off the shits, and you’re like “…can i help you sir” and he’s like “Excuse Me. my WIFE asked for No PICKLES!! Well. err. uhh no not actually that’s not quite um what happened. i mean i was the one who actually ordered it while she was in the bathroom so i guess i asked for no pickles but really um the point is that she didn’t want pickles and…” and he’s just kind of rambling and trailing off and the whole time this woman in an unbelievably expensive looking bright red leather jumpsuit is sitting a few feet away staring at him with UTMOST adoration in her eyes and you’re just thinking “jesus christ why did i decided to become a fast food worker in the ace attorney universe” because like all good nameless minor characters created for a single joke post, you have fourth wall breaking omniscience. don’t get me wrong though, if he got pickles when he didn’t want them, desiree would absolutely say something this definitely goes both ways. equality and all that.
is this anything. ace attorney nonsense that's been spawned thought my friend and i's playthrough of apollo justice... the plotlines and running gags we had throughout the whole thing were insane. the context of half of these are entirely reliant on said playthrough
anyways regarding the mlm/wlw hostility one i actually see ema as aroace and klavier as bi but it's the vibes okay. that's what's important
(do you see my vision with this. do you see it. i don't have the energy to draw it or the skill to edit but ie thought it was funny)
I love all of these and I love that they are official.
Gumshoe, Cody, and Lotta not knowing what a Wii is in the first one.
Edgeworth getting Will's autograph in the second. And Max Galactica doing a trick for Maya and Pearl (lemme headcanon it as the anime version he's a much more likable character there)
Desirée protecting Ron from Gumshoe (leave my boy alone, Gumshoe!) in the third. With Mia talking with Godot and Iris teaching Bikini how to play on the wii!
I love these so much!
some more misc aa doodles cuz why nottttt