Dirty Old Men - Tumblr Posts

The circumstances leading to an elderly man being hospitalized for injury to his groin

A dirty old man from Peru

Asked ” Hi there miss, how do you do?”

Then flashed her his balls,

(She was quite appalled)

“Here’s mine; would you show me yours too?”

Nothing puts me off of ice pops like wrinkly testicles

Old Frank, at the beach nearby Cambridge

Would show off his favorite appendage.

His Speedo's snug size 

Proves he's circumcised.

From people to fish, all took umbrage.

so this one actually creeps me out entirely...

Way down the old road Portobello

There lives a lascivious fellow

Who deals in antiques

But is known on the sneak

To pinch bottoms, exclaiming "Oh hello!"