Disaster Rambles - Tumblr Posts
Shoutout to this one time that I was at a friend's house & mentioned that I'd never seen & would really like to watch the Beetlejuice cartoon when I saw that they had it on their TV, & their dad (being one of the most amazing people ever) literally sent my friend to my house roughly a week later with a flash drive that had the entire cartoon AND the movie & movie soundtrack on it.
BUSCH GARDENS TAMPA IS TAKING OUT SCORPION!!!
NO!!!! 😭
I'm cooking up a new KI lore post at the moment! This time about Mystic Timbers' timeline! Stay tuned!
KINGS ISLAND IS BRINGING BACK ABANDONED!!!
I CAN FINALLY GO THROUGH THE ZONE WHILE IT'S ACTIVE!!!
LET'S GOOO!!!
It will forever be funny to me that everyone on Facebook who's talking about Kings Island bringing back Alien Abyss is like "I hope it doesn't have the pitch black section! I hated that part!"
BRO WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? THAT'S THE SCARIEST BIT OF THE MAZE!!! THE PITCH BLACK SECTION WAS MY FAVORITE PART!!!!
Honestly, it's a crime that IMAScore never released the music for Orion on YouTube. Every time I walk into Area 72, it's like a WHOOSH of dopamine because of the beautifully majestic music playing over the speakers. The music is so perfect for Orion and I want to be able to beam it directly into my skull the same way I can with the Mystic Timbers music lol
Guys, the Beetlejuice sequel is awesome.
Am I the only one who finds it interesting just how much Alton Towers decided to change the description for Burial Grounds from last year?
Here's last year's Burial Grounds description: "The Unchosen, a cult obsessive of modern-day fanatics obsessed with the lore of the Beornen invite you to their sacred sanctum of ancient burial grounds. Keep your pace amongst the desecrated realm of unearthed bodies, flaming shrines and monstrous deities. Stay too long and they will choose you too - are you ready? Burial Grounds is a free-flowing outdoor scare zone shadowed by the mighty Wicker Man where you'll encounter the rejectors of modern-day society fulfilling their terrifying primal instincts.”
And here's this year's: “Burial Grounds is a free-flowing outdoor scare zone shadowed by the mighty Wicker Man where you’ll encounter the rejectors of modern-day society fulfilling their haunting primal instincts.”
They just...cut out the entire beginning of the description and changed "terrifying" to "haunting." Which is particularly strange to me considering how much effort last year they put into specifying that the characters we interacted with in Burial Grounds were the Unchosen, NOT the Beornen. The description they put out this year, however, could easily imply that it's the Beornen that we're encountering.
Now for the real question: Will we still be encountering the Unchosen in Burial Grounds, or will it change and we walk through a Beornen ritual instead?
Do you ever get that random urge to make a Hatchetfield ask blog of Ted in the Bastard's Box?
...just me?
Alright-
Y'ALL'S I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE'S A FRICKEN AXE MAN REFERENCE IN THE SONG NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE ASGRBEKDLQLEH-
You know, I'm officially starting to realize why there are so many Hatchetfield ask blogs. This is so much fun- XD
I'm watching Spies are Forever for the first time rn and MAN I already love it XD
Somebody PLEASE ask me about my "Space Bastard" Peter Spankoffski AU I am ITCHING to talk about it lmao
The fact that statistically speaking, my Bastard's Box!Ted ask blog is already doing better than my main account is hilarious to me lmao
Words cannot express how much my brain craves more content for Uncle Wiley.
I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again:
✨Cuttlefish Wiggly✨
I mean- look at Wiggly and then look at a cuttlefish!
They have the same face!
No, cause hear me out-
The Hatchetfield High mascot is Zeke the Fighting Nighthawk, right?
And the nighthawk who speaks for the flock in Perky's Buds is named Ezekiel
Am...am I onto something here???
"In Drowsy Town we watch for him // Cuz his eye gets filled with smut"
Um, it gets filled with WHAT NOW???
I'm 100% convinced that Ted could have likely kept up the Konk rouse if he'd responded to Hidgens exposing all the stuff on his phone with "What's a phone?"
I want to grab Wilbur Cross with one hand and shake him around like a dog toy I love him so much-