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Honestly, same.

Tony : Are you having another depressive episode?

Peter: A depressive episode?

Peter: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Wanda: That's just the summary of my life.

Peter: Same with my life, it's literally just a series of Ls.

Natasha: I would say that, but I haven't cried since I was a child.

Steve: You all concern me.

Sam: THIS is why we need to start group therapy sessions.

Bruce: I agree with Sam on this one, though one on one therapy with licensed therapists is also very beneficial.

Bucky: Bruce, you do know we're all superheroes right? More specifically, unpaid Superheroes.

Clint: I have a post battle head ache and if you all don't stop sending messages, I'm going to use some SHIELD tech to delete this groupchat.

Tony: You know that I'm a billionaire and can pay for literally everyone's therapy, right?

Tony: And we'll be talking about what you said later Pete.

Tony: Also, no need to get the SHIELD tech birdbrain. I'm going to delete this groupchat anyway.

[Peter in the Avengers group chat after they failed a mission]

Peter: The sun will rise and we'll cry again

Peter: try*

Peter: Oh forget it, cry is fine I guess