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long headcanon list of what the Punch Out!! (99.9%) Wii boxers were like as little kids:
!cw: extremely quick mention of vomiting!
• Macho was that kid that was like "1 2 skip a few 99 100" when another kid was on the swings
•Von Kaiser did nawtt play about painting rocks outside of his teacher's classroom
•Sandman preached "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"
• ^ Macho was the one that threw a fit
•If you got something you didn't like Piston would give you his/trade no matter how bad the offer was
•Don ran the track as fast as he could to impress the girls
•Joe was that kid playing hopscotch that tripped ate shit and cried
•Hondo was a Skechers kids im so sure abt this
•Aran was that kid that mixed all his food together in the cafeteria into some horrible concoction and would tell everybody he's gonna eat it
•Soda Pop was that one kid that would randomly throw up for NOO REASON in the middle of class
•Macho blocked the entrance to the slide and Sandman pushed his big headass down so that everybody else could have a turn
•King Hippo got told "glue yourself to your seat" by the teacher bcuz he walked around too much so he actually covered his seat with glue and sat in it (this one is based off a real life experience i had im dead srs) (he also didn't gaf and walked around with it still attached to him)
•Kaiser was a library kid 4 sureee
•Bear Hugger was the kid that would get moved from his original seat bcuz he was talking too much but when he got moved he would talk to the other ppl around him just as much
bonus high school hcs:
Hoy Quarlow would get into fights and beat the person he was fighting with their own backpack 😭
Great Tiger was the cameraman for the fights and he would be going pro with it . like he got every angle and that cam didn't shake ONCEE
Aran Ryan was in the back of the classroom on FaceTime slurping on some Cup O Noodles and talking as loud as humanly possible + he was always in some raggedy pajama pants