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I had a cursed idea

Can we get an, albeitly crack dialogue, of Arti reviewing paint tastes and Saint is just concerned in the background

Arti: Okay, so. *points at a can of red paint.* This one is stale strawberries and dried blood. *points at blue paint* this one is mold. And this- *picks up a can of black paint and puts it on the table*… is stomach acid.

Arti: … evil stomach acid.

Saint: *opens the door*

*prolonged eye contact*

Saint: What. In the name. Of the elder worms. Are you doing?

Arti: Answering the people’s questions.

Saint: … Are those… what I think they are?

Arti: Yeah.

Saint: …

Arti: … I didn’t drink it this time! I sampled.

Saint: Oh, joyous day.