Door Number 4 Babey!!! - Tumblr Posts

when you're forced to read the great gatsby in high school, one of four things will happen to you.

you don't actually read it

you read it, hate it, get through the unit, and move on, but always resent f. scott fitzgerald a little bit for writing the book nearly every american teenager is forced to read

you read it, like it, and feel very smart because of this. depending on other aspects of your life and personality you may get 3% more annoying as a result

you read it, like it, and feel very smart because of this... and you're also gay. you definitely become at least 5% more annoying because of this, and nick carraway owns a bit of your soul forever. you have thoughts on this book that would make f. scott spin in his grave but you don't care because that fucker deserves it for what he put zelda through.

i barreled through door #4, as did a lot of us on this website.