Dorcas Meadows - Tumblr Posts
*In the Afterlife*:
Lily : James look ! Severus is here ! He's gonna take Harry an-...
James : Hug your dead body.
Marlene : Leave the house, abandoning your crying one-year-old alone with your body.
Evan : After looking at him with disgust.
Dorcas : And purposefully kicking James's body.
Lily :
Lily : As soon as he enters the Afterlife I will break his nose.
Regulus : And kick him so hard that his ribs will be left in crumbs !
mine are very marauders fan coded lol
someones probably already done this but
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I've been thinking of a poetic name for Dorlene, since we have like, WolfStar, RoseKiller etc, and I came up with something
We all know that Marlene is headcanon as the second beater of the Quidditch team, so i pulled a StarChaser/SunSeeker, and kept the Beater part
Then Dorcas, she is fuching powerful okay, she had to be killed by Mr Noseless himself, and even in that battle she took down a loooot of DE, so, Power
And BAM, we got : ✨PowerBeater✨
What do you think ? I'm open to suggestions ^^
Barty: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Evan: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours Dorcas: I got distracted halfway through Regulus: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Hear me out:
You with the dark curls: James
You with the watercolor eyes: Lily + Mary
You who bears all your teeth in every smile: Regulus + Marlene
He says, “I can always hear you sing, I wanna hear you speak to me”: Sirius + Dorcas
While a stranger braids my hair back out on the street: Remus + Pandora
[At a sleepover at Sirius’ and Remus’ flat]
James: Are knees not simply leg knuckles?
Peter: They’re more like leg elbows, if you think about it.
Marlene: No, because an elbow is just am arm knuckle.
Sirius: Unless you go with the theory that knuckles are just finger elbows.
Dorcas: This is open for discussion.
Lily: This is not open for discussion! IT IS 3 AM.
Remus, into his pillow, sounding suspiciously like he’s sobbing: You people are never staying the night again.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my wife :3
dorcas standing in her kitchen, over-sized shirt, coffee in her hand, her hair tied back. her body swaying to the music as she waits for her toast to finish
Dorcas definitely comes from a line of curse breakers that originated in New Orleans with the power of voodoo hoodoo on they side
Guys let me be the honorary Dorcas Meadows, I assure you, I know what I’m doing
Dorcas Meadows the woman that you are.
I will worship the ground which you walk on just gimme a chance plz.
That's it that's the post
A few years ago I read this really weird fic. It was endgame Jily so I was really excited about it but then they DIED. And everyone thought Sirius was responsible so he went to jail even though we all know Sirius and James are too codependent for Sirius to have helped in his murder.
Marlene and Mary are mentioned maybe twice, Jegulus never happens and you think that there’s Wolfstar but this Sirius gets killed by BELLATRIX and like a year later Remus marries Andromeda’s daughter! That was weird.
Dorcas, Pandora, and Evan are only briefly mentioned too. That means that there’s no Dorlene which was a nightmare. They let Snape be a teacher which was a horrible idea. Also Regulus is literally drowned and then completely forgotten about which was wild.
Barty is actually in it a bit but most of that is while he’s using poly juice to look like mad-eye? Like babes that’s the guy who killed your bf what were you thinking? Also Barty is mildly evil and kills his dad and he also helps torture Alice and Frank into insanity. So yeah.
It was a next gen fic so the main character was James and Lily’s son.
Overall it was just a bit of a stretch for me
Also Peter was evil.
Marlene “every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy, what about that?” McKinnon
Lily “and when you say I seem angry, I get more angry” Evans
Pandora “and there’s nothing like a mad woman (what a shame she went mad)” Lovegood
Dorcas “no one likes a mad woman (you made her like that)” Meadows
Mary “and you’ll poke that bear till her claws come out and you find something to wrap your noose around” MacDonald
“yes but in canon” shhh idc about canon, let me be delulu. in the au fics everyone is nice and funny and cute and gay and i’ll continue to read them 🥰🥰
marlene realizing that she will die at the hand (wand?) of her best friend
ok IM NOT AN ARTIST AT ALL SO IT’S JUST A SKETCH SO ACTUALLY TALENTED PEOPLE CAN DO IT 😭
i’ve never seen anyone draw marlene’s death, and you know the hc of peter killing her? yeah…. anyways
It all makes sense now...
What if the potion explosion that killed Pandora was cause she was trying to make a potion that would destroy the locket?
Growing up is realizing that Harry Potter is actually just a spinoff fanfic based on The Marauders and written by some transphobic loser named JK Rowling