Dumb Dog Stuff - Tumblr Posts

Me, trying to ignore my family watching the LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special in the next room: you should be glad to be ignorant.

My dog, sitting next to me and chewing on a toy: squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

Me: knowledge is a curse you shall never hope to bear.

My dog: *drops his toy in my lap, only to immediately pick it back up* squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak