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ive been going insane about these troubled idiots for a month and only Now do i draw fanart, cannot wait for things to end horribly next week!!
Fictober Day 4
prompt: "No, we're not doing that"
Fandom: Supernatural
Character: Charlie Bradbury, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Castiel
Rating: General
Summary:
Charlie’s POV: Charlie is staying over and somehow (despite protest) is able to get the trio to join her for a Dungeons and Dragons one-shot.
“No, we’re not doing that. No way,” Dean ranted as he walked through the bunker.
“Why not,” Charlie whined.
“Because I’m not a complete and total nerd.”
“You larped with me once before.”
“That was different. We were undercover on a case.”
“You did get really into it,” Sam adds as the two of them have now brought this conversation into the library.
“You shut up. Cas back me up.” After getting no response he turns around to find Cas nose-deep in the Dungeon Master’s Guide and Player’s Handbook reading about oathbreaker paladins. “Cas?”
“Hmm?” he says lifting his head up. “I think playing this game could be fun,” he says innocently.
Dean rolls his eyes but caves in pretty fast after hearing Cas’s enthusiasm. “Fine I'll roleplay but I refuse to do math for a game that's supposed to be fun.”
“It's basic addition,” Sam says.
“Ok poindexter.”
After some deliberation and character creation, they ended up with a pretty well-balanced party with Chairlie as the dungeon master. Cas was playing a human oathbreaker paladin while Sam was an elven sorcerer and Dean was a half orc barbarian.
“The three of you have just been hired to attempt to hike to a mysterious cave and find the dragon’s hoard,” Charlie started while adding a voice for dramatics. “You're approaching the entrance to the cave, what will you do?”
“There's a stat on my character sheet that says stealth. Does that mean I can sneak in?” Sam asks.
“Yeah so roll the 20 sided dice and add that number.”
“14. Is that good or bad?”
“That's not bad, you actually rolled higher than the passive perception of the three goblins you find gathered in the mouth of the cave.”
“Ooo I use the… Message cantrip to communicate that to the other two.”
“I wanna run in and hit them hard,” Dean says. “With my… greataxe.”
“Awesome roll to hit with the D20 and then add your proficiency bonus and then if you get high enough you'll roll the D12 plus your attack bonus and–”
“You lost me,” Dean says holding up a hand.
“Oh my god give me these,” Sam says taking the dice and rolling them for Dean. “18 to hit.”
“Thats a hit. Roll for damage.”
“6.”
Charlie narrates the goblins surrendering in fear. “The goblin is downed to one hit point. He and his companions cower beneath the shadow of Deanigar the great. Please don’t hurt us, we'll give you whatever you seek, they say.”
“Tell us where the dragon of this cave resides!” Dean said, slamming his fist on the table.
“Yeah you're totally not a total nerd,” Charlie added sarcastically before jumping back into DM mode. “Roll intimidation with advantage.”
“In English?”
“Roll the dice twice and take the higher number.”
“This game is so weird,” Dean mumbles. “17… plus 2?”
“A 19! That's awesome! The trembling goblin points you in the right direction through the cave.” Charlie then handed Dean a map drawn on a sticky note.
Dean studied the note as if it's an ancient scroll and declared the path forward. “Onwards Samington for our glory is near.”