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Farryn: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Yorgrim: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Farryn: Nice.
Marius: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
*Yorgrim is telling a story*
Briggsy: Wow, Yorgrim, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Marius: Romance?
Briggsy: I have a crush on them.
Yorgrim: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Yorgrim: *Picks up Briggsy*
Yorgrim: I’ve only befriended Briggsy for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
the eom crew, composed of a demon, a vampire, a cultist, an undead pirate, another cultist and a gravedigger: the stakes may be against us, but we are friends and we will prevail!
the uprooted crew, composed of small critters: ok bitsy now hit the second tower
Jericho : Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Jericho : Oh, look! A butterfly!
*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away*
Yorgrim: So how do you know the host?
Jericho : They were a former vegan, and they bought milk.
Briggsy: That BITCH!
Farryn: I pulled them over for money laundering.
Marius: I'm chaperoning their dinner party.
Lethica: They stole a baconator!
Briggsy: That BITCH!
Yorgrim: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!
Briggsy: Is the pink panther a lion?
Marius: Say that again but slower.
Briggsy: I don’t get it.
Marius: He’s a PANTHER.
Briggsy: Is that a type of lion?
Marius: No, it’s a fucking panther.
Briggsy: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?
Marius: AND LIONS ARE?!
Jericho : Lethica, why are you crying?
Lethica: This book is so sad!!
Jericho , picking it up: But this is my diary-
Jericho : What does “take out” mean?
Farryn: Food.
Lethica: Dating.
Briggsy: Murder.
Yorgrim: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.
Jericho : Marius, I’m afraid.
Marius: Just stay close to Farryn.
Jericho : That's why I’m afraid.
Briggsy: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!
Lethica: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Briggsy: Fuck you.
Lethica: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Marius: *blushing* I—
Briggsy, butting into the conversation: Yorgrim is perfect, thanks for asking.
*The Squad is eating dinner*
Jericho : Can you pass the salt?
Farryn: *throws Marius across the table*
Marius: Can you come out?
Farryn: Yeah gimme a minute…
Farryn: Marius, I’m gay.
Marius: I know that. Come out to the car.
Farryn: Okay.
Farryn: Car, I’m gay.
Marius, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Lethica: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Briggsy: It's Marius's turn.
Marius: Don't die.
Briggsy, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.
Briggsy: What was that?
Jericho : My shirt fell.
Briggsy: It sounded a lot heavier than that.
Farryn: They were in it.
Briggsy: I’m not stupid, you know.
Marius: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!
Jericho : Is stabbing someone immoral?
Lethica: Not if they consent to it.
Marius: Depends on who your stabbing.
Briggsy: YES??!!?