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EJ is a smartass, but he takes things way to literally and isn’t exactly up to date with modern internet culture since he got turned in the early 2000s. Bros so fucking unseriously serious

He’ll ask a harmless question and Toby will be like “Fuck you go die” and he’ll just stand there like “Ok 🧍‍♂️”

Or he’ll insult someone in the most straightforward way. Ben talks shit and EJ just “You’re short. And ugly.”

The one thing that cracks Toby the fuck up is Jacks habit of saying “I see”, and he doesn’t see the irony in it either (pun not intended)