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mirabel, trying to cheer everyone up: things could be worse, you know!

y/n: how?

mirabel: how what?

y/n: how could they be worse?

mirabel: they couldn't, I lied

y/n:

camilo: am I going too far?

y/n: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago

y/n: now you're going to prison

camilo: bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something

y/n: camilo, you don't have bad luck

y/n: the reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass

y/n: I'm a reverse necromancer

bruno: isn't that just killing people?

y/n: ah, technically

y/n: bruno... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

bruno: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned

y/n:

y/n: I wrote sanitize, bruno

y/n: jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much

mirabel: oh, you've been?

y/n: once. in monopoly.

y/n: how petty can you get?

isabela: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

y/n: hey, you want some leftovers?

camilo: what's that?

y/n: you've never had leftovers??

camilo: no, because I'm not a quitter

y/n: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

dolores: I wake up at 4:30am

y/n:

y/n: I want to see you at some point every day day the rest of our lives

isabela: I prevented a murder today

y/n: really? thats amazing! how did you do that?

isabela: self-control.

y/n: I trust camilo

mirabel: you think they know what they're doing?

y/n: I wouldn't go that far

y/n: we need to distract these guys

camilo: leave it to me

camilo: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

julieta, pepa, and bruno: *immediately begin arguing*

mirabel, watching in horror: oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.

y/n: croissants : dropped

mirabel: road : works ahead

camilo: bbq sauce: on my titties

dolores: shavacado : fre

isabela: miss keisha: fuckin dead

abuela:

abuela, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you

y/n, walking into their own house: hello, people who do not live here

camilo: hey.

isabela: hi.

dolores: hello.

mirabel: hey!

y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

camilo: we were out of doritos

camilo: don't worry, I got a plan

mirabel: alright.

camilo: traitorsaywhat?

y/n: excuse me?

camilo: what?

mirabel:

camilo:

camilo: no wait-

y/n: okay, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had.

y/n: camilo's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. we can't get them out...

camilo: so what's for dinner?

y/n, staring at the food they just burnt: regret.

y/n: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

camilo: no its my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

camilo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis

y/n: you're like 15 years old

camilo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

y/n: *holding a bottle* is this whiskey or perfume?

camilo: *chugs entire bottle*

camilo: it's perfume.