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thinking so fucking hard about loser/stoner eren and popular/mean girl reader............ how she'll tease him and bully him at school but when they're fucking its always the opposite way around........ he has such a grip on her and shes so whipped for him that the pent up teasing just comes out during sex and he is just being so mean to her
This is a different au from the other loser eren asks — aiming more towards stoner!eren x popular!reader!! Also this got really long?? It’s a mix of headcanons and drabbles so hold on
warnings: smut, dirty talk, mean dom eren, rough sex, crying, creampie, multiple rounds, spanking, hair pulling, mentions of drugs (weed), degradation, use of “bitch”, “slut”, “whore”, “cocksleeve”, no prep, ass play, size kink, dumbification, mentions of spitting, dubcon (just to be sure)
No but imagine... Eren is this outcast, unbothered type of guy that doesn’t give a fuck about the social hierarchy of college or whatever. For some sick and twisted reason, you are particularly interested in him — there’s something about his baggy clothes, long hair under his cap/beanie and his “fuck everything” attitude that gets you going. But you can’t really show that you’re attracted to a complete loser like him, it would ruin your reputation, so you have to pretend as if you love teasing him, mocking him. Which, like, it’s totally funny.
It works for some time, until you are alone in a room with him. It happens in some weird college party that you almost didn’t go to, when you decide to take a break from dealing with your drunk friends and find shelter in a bedroom somewhere. It takes you some time to find one that it’s not locked or... being used, but eventually you open the door to find Eren, just scrolling through his phone with a blunt hanging from his lips. This time, considering it’s just you and him, you skip the provocations and ask him what he’s doing alone in there, you sit next to him in bed and listen as he complains about some friend that dragged him to that obnoxious party.
“I was just passing some time before I found an excuse to leave,” he says, locking his phone and putting it on the nightstand. The smell of weed is filling the stuffed air, and Eren takes another hit before putting his blunt out. “And what are you doing here? Got tired of ruining everyone’s night and decided to ruin mine?”
“It’s always more fun with you.” You smile, one hand landing on his shoulder. Eren tenses under your touch, bright green eyes trying to see if you’re just making fun of him again. Still, there’s something else burning at the bottom of your irises that he has never seen before, something that makes his stomach clench in anticipation. “Besides… now I have you all to myself.”
“What are you getting at?” He asks, but his voice sounds lower, eyebrows furrowed in doubt. You two are close, so much closer than ever before, and he can feel your gentle breathing on his lips when you lean closer. His heart picks up, and his hands are fighting to touch your body. “If this is some sort of prank, I swear—“
“It’s not a prank,” you whisper, looking down at his lips. Eren swallows dry — it’s funny: even after months of teasing, this is the clearer reaction you’ve ever received from him. “Can I kiss you?”
Eren has never heard you ask for anything — especially from him. It takes him some time to warm up to the idea (and to make sure you’re not just fucking with him again), his cock stirring awake in his baggy pants, before he gives you a curt nod. You smile, leaning in and joining your lips in a heated kiss.
And you swear you have the upper hand for some time. You sit on his lap, run your fingers through his hair and watch as he becomes pudding under your touches — just groaning and sighing against your lips as his rough hands squeeze your ass, making you grind your pussy down against his hard cock until you’re soaking through the fabric. But then something in the air suddenly switches and Eren is turning you around, trapping you beneath his large body as his lips eagerly move down to your neck, hands practically tearing your top open so he can suck on your tits.
You whimper and ask him to slow down, but he’s not really listening at this point — if you’re giving yourself to him, he’s going to make good use of his time. Especially when he thinks you should learn one thing or two about how to properly behave, about not always getting what you want, but what you deserve after teasing him for so long. All those months of pent-up frustration are getting to his head, turning into a power trip as he notices that he’s so much stronger than you, that he can do whatever he wants and you’ll just have to take it. And he’s gonna make sure you’ll take it all.
In no time, you’re completely naked, clothes mindlessly thrown around the room and Eren is looking at your body like he can eat you whole. He asks you to “Turn around,” as he takes off his own clothes, and your surprised at the eagerness in which you follow his command. You don’t know what’s going on with you — all those bitter comments you’d throw at him are now long gone, barely a ghost at the back of your mind when you feel him shuffle closer to you. Eren pulls your hips upwards, presses your face down against the mattress and spanks your ass so hard you swear you see stars.
“Eren!” You cry out, both from pleasure and surprise. “What are you—“
“Shut up.” His hands come down against your ass once more, making you whine. “You never fucking stop talking, such an annoying bitch.” Your skin burns as he lays down more hits against your ass cheeks, your hands helplessly holding onto the bedsheets. “This is what you wanted, uh? Wanted me to snap, to treat you like the needy whore you are.”
“Y-Yes,” you stutter. Your pussy is so aroused that you just feel yourself dripping down your thighs, the coldness of the air making you shiver. You never needed someone as much as you needed him. “Eren, fuck me,” you sob.
His large figure leans over you, one hand yanking your hair back as his face stops next to yours. You can feel his cock — huge, throbbing, heavy — in between your sensitive ass cheeks, and the notion that he’s about to stretch you out so wide makes you whine. “Didn’t fucking listen, why don’t you get some fucking manners and try again?”
“Please, Eren, f-fuck me,” you utter, arching your back against his cock. You never noticed how big and strong he is, but now that he’s towering over you, you have no choice but to feel yourself shrinking beneath him. “Please, please.”
He scoffs. “Needy bitch,” but he releases your hair and pushes your face down against the mattress, using his free hand to align himself with your dripping cunt. “Not so fucking chatty now, are you?” You barely have time to answer before he’s pressing his cockhead against your pussy, your hole fluttering around his length as he continues to push in. Eren is huge, definitely the biggest you’ve ever had, and the lack of prep only makes you feel the stretch even more. “Shit, look at this tight fucking cunt,” he breathes out. His hands are squeezing your ass so hard you just know it’ll be sore in the morning, but you don’t care. “Can’t believe you kept this from me for so fucking long.”
You have half the thought of apologizing, but you can’t do it when he bottoms out. By the time that his cock is fully inside you, you can barely utter out an incomprehensible string of “S-So huge, E-Eren— too much— fuck, so big, I can’t take it, I can’t...” before he’s moving his cock in and out of you.
“Isn’t this what you wanted?” He asks, spanking your ass once again. The noise is so much louder this time, your moan following it shortly. “Fucking annoyed me for months just because you wanted to milk my cock like a desperate little whore,” he seethes, grabbing your ass forcefully as he drills into your soaking cunt. Eren is going hard and fast, so much so that you feel as if your brain is rattling inside your head, tits bouncing against the mattress as he continues his unforgiving pace. “Always knew you were a slut, I just didn’t know you’d be so fucking— shit — so fucking insufferable.”
“I’m s-sorry,” you whine, tears streaming down your face because of how good it all feels.
He scoffs. “Not yet. But you’ll be sorry.”
And boy how sorry you are. You had no idea that Eren would have that ridiculous amount of stamina, but you don’t even know how many times you’ve cum by the end of the night. Eren fucks you full of his cum again and again, spanking you and pulling your hair every time you misbehave and can’t keep it in like he tells you to — because “you’re such a dumb bitch, can’t even listen when you’re full of cock”.
He makes you cum on his fingers, on his cock, on his tongue, even makes you desperately grind against his thigh to get yourself off just because he likes how dumb you look. He fills every whole he can — spits in your mouth, fucks your throat, fingers your ass as he’s fucking you from the back and promises that next time it’ll be his cock. He’s just so mean, so revengeful of every time you annoyed him that he can’t be nice even if he tried. It’s just too good to have almighty little you turned into a stupid slut for his cock, crying and begging for him to fill you up one more time.
“Listen to me,” he hisses, making you turn your head to look at him. Your eyes are glazed over, barely able to find his with your orgasm building up again. “This is all you’re fucking good for,” he says, and his cock throbs inside you. Eren’s cum is seeping down your thighs, coating his length and making his slide easier as he continues to pound inside your abused cunt. “You’re made to be a cocksleeve, this pussy is made to take my cock. Do you understand?” You agree with a whiny yes. “Gonna stop fucking annoying me now? You can just ask and I’ll fuck you whenever you want, okay?” You nod, only half there, and for the first time that night he calls you “Good girl,” before stuffing you full of his cum again.”
Anyways???? Idk what came over me but yeah. Popular girl reader that is a complete slut for loser eren when theyre fucking. I rest my case.
bully!eren x nerd!reader | smut drabble
warnings: smut/pwp, college au, mentions of toxic behavior, dubcon, mean dom eren, degradation, dumbification, mention of virginity loss, size kink, vague corruption kink, crying, breeding kink, possessiveness, use of the word “fuckdoll”, creampie, objectification // 1k+ words. Unedited. The feminism left my body when I wrote this.
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Eren would never admit it out loud, but he has fantasized about this — about you, of all people — way too many times now.
It’s funny, in a way: how he can have practically any girl he wants, and yet he laser focuses on the one that he simply cannot stand. You’re just too preppy, too serious; always look down on him like he’s dirt on the bottom of your shoe. You don’t react when he laughs at you, or when he steals your stuff, or when he pushes you around. And he fucking hates it. Hates how you’re the one person that he can’t get a rise out of. Hates how he thinks he could do it if your pussy was wrapped around his cock, and if you were crying, begging for him to let you cum.
He tries to convince himself that it’s just his hormones acting up, that it’s not his fault that his favorite person to tease also riles him up so badly to the point that he can’t even mock you without getting a hard-on because of how unimpressed you look. Eren thinks you’re such a bore, such a waste of a pretty face — which is always buried in a book somewhere — such an arrogant girl that deserves to be taught one or two things about how the world works. But Eren would also die to have his face buried between your plush thighs, tongue lapping your clit underneath your skirt; would kill to fill you up with his cum until you couldn’t take another drop of it. To make you give him something, anything, to show him that he has power over you.
So that’s exactly what he is doing right now.
His large hand is now placed over your swollen lips, muffling your high-pitched cries as his cock drills in and out of your perfect heat. He knew you’d be tight, knew your ass would bounce against his hips as he took you from the back and, yet, having the real thing was like a drug shooting through his veins. Eren is ravenous, his entire body asking for more of your sweet wetness, more of those pathetic whimpers; more of your warm, wet pussy clenching around his fat cock.
One chance is all it took to get you into his dorm — one specific project, actually. Like the goodie two shoes you were, you wanted to get it done the exact same day, probably trying to stay as little time as possible around him, but Eren didn’t mind. Much to your distaste, it was clear that he didn’t give one fuck about that extra grade.
He started with a large hand on your leg, creeping up your thigh and teasing the hem of your pink skirt — the one that had provoked him so many times in the past, sliding up your ass and giving him a glimpse of your panties. Eren was cautious with his movements, getting a wave of courage as he finally started to see you crack — the surprise in your eyes, the quiver of your bottom lip when he leaned in, asking to give you a kiss. He almost laughed at how easily you folded, letting him explore your mouth like it was meant for him, sucking on your tongue and palming your breasts.
Right then and there, he realized that a kiss wouldn’t be enough. Eren decided he had to make you his.
“Look at you,” he husks against your ear, voice coming out in a cloud of heat. His other hand is tightly holding onto your breast, bruising the flesh as it bounces with every strong thrust. “You’re really fucking stupid, even worse than I thought. Can’t even keep your voice down when I tell you to.”
You say something against his hand, which comes out in a slurred, incomprehensible mess. His cock is so big that it doesn’t allow you to think, ramming so deep inside your cunt that you can barely keep your eyes open. A few hours before, you had been a virgin — so inexperienced, so immaculate. And now you couldn’t stop clenching around him, legs shaking as he split you open. It is even better than he had imagined, he is addicted.
Eren laughs at your state. “Aw, do you like my cock that much?” He asks. You nod, pushing your hips back against his hard member. Your pussy has a vice grip on his girth, milking him dry as he continues pounding into you. Eren pulls your hair back, making you look over your shoulder, teary eyes meeting his piercing stare. You look so fucking broken, so overwhelmed, that he almost cums on the spot. “Shit, look at you. Dumb baby can’t even take cock without crying.” He chuckles, then pushes your face back down against the mattress. “Makes me wanna breed this pussy. Make it mine.”
Your walls clench around his cock at his words, a louder whimper leaving your throat. It catches his attention instantly, large figure leaning over and pressing down against your back. Eren feels his aching cock throb inside you, begging to cum.
“You want that?” Eren breathes out, letting go of your mouth and pausing his movements. He is so deep inside you that you almost sob, but he doesn’t care. He wants to hear you say it, wants to know he finally got you to crack. “Want me to fill you up with my cum? Gonna take it like a good girl?”
“Y-Yes, Eren, please,” you beg, desperate, nails digging into the pillow. He wants to hear you moaning his name forever. “Give it to me.”
He smirks, giving one deep thrust that gets you moaning out. “Such a pretty fuckdoll,” he muses. “Only I can use this pussy, you hear me?”
“Yes,” you agree, not one thought in your mind. Your walls are so sensitive that it’s starting to hurt, but all you can do is let him use you like he wants to. “It’s yours, Eren.”
Eren groans, picking up his ferocious pace. You throw your face against the pillow and barely have time to realize you’re cumming before he is speaking up again. “That’s it, make a mess for me. Such a tight fucking cunt,” he rambles, talking to himself. “Gonna fucking breed you. Gonna fill you up so good you can’t even think.” His large hand squeezes your ass and you cry out, unable to move away. “You’re fucking mine. Just a hole for me to fuck, do you understand?”
You sniff, slightly dizzy. “Y-Yes.”
Eren is pulling your hair, making your back arch. His lips move against your ear, voice coated by desire as he hisses. “Good, that’s all that you’re good for. Gonna fuck you whenever and wherever I want, so better get ready for it,” he promises. “And you’re going to my good little fuckdoll and take everything I give you.”
He spills his cum inside you before you can react, pumping you full of his seed as you cry out at the feeling — you are so full, so wet; it’s so much that it drips out of your hole and onto the bed as Eren keeps fucking you through his high. You’re absolutely stuffed when he finally slows his thrusts down, collapsing on top of you and placing his head against the crook of your neck.
“Mine,” he groans. “Say thank you.”
“T-Thank you,” you stutter.
Eren loves when you look up at him with you’re cute red eyes.
The way you mutter your words cause talking properly is just so exhausting makes him smile to himself.
He carefully places the tip of the Joint between your lips as he watches you inhale.
You just look to damn pretty like this.
He wishes all these stupid boys that been hitting on you could see the way that you look at him.
"You want another hit baby?" He whispers in you ear. You just shake your head as you rest your head against his chest while his free hand is drawing small circles on your lower back.
His "precious girlfriend with the pretty face" is what his mom called you after your first dinner with his family, and she’s right… you really are a special girl to him.
Haven’t posted in a while but found this in my notes lmao
For the jean girlies <3
eren looked so good i almost put my pwussy on the screen
yeah babe it’s perfectly healthy to have sexual fantasies about eren’s season 4 titan form
this is a safe place
happy birthday to the psychopath that we know as eren jaeger <3