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I deserve to die In a hole

By: me :P

I deserve to die in a hole 

Decapitated and thrown

From the heel to collarbone

Saw me up with one that’s razor toothed and long

Scrape the skin

Like some good chicken

Until you get some fine, white bone

With ligaments and muscle tossed around 

Make a bandana to tie around and drown

Asphyxiation and deep cuts are the truth

Leave me hanging and mangled with bruises blue!

Put each bone in bonafide fire

That reaches higher yet higher

And leave them there

Cracking and splintering like old stone

Until they’re as black as a completely dark canvas, alone

Take my heart and leave it to the flies 

Let it run it’s course

Let it run through the night

And when a week has passed

Greet the reek and stench of a heart pieced apart!

For that ugly mug of a face

Hit it with a mace

Eye sockets, fill them with snakes

Leave it with no loveable grace

And crack open that ol’ coconut 

For a brain to tip out with no trace! 

There! Right there!

A delectable dish for you

Enjoy the wrinkled remains

A literal brain food!

Cut at one part and suck like noodles from end to end

Or slice it up into a fine, moist piece of Spam

Looks like a square!

And yet there’s so much more to do!

With this nutritious mind of a fool!

Into the machine, it blends and blends

Until slushing out

A meaty smoothie shake!

Whatever you do, it’s not rude

Because at the end of my dismemberment, there are no rules!

So crush me, pull apart me, burn me, slice and dice me, 

Do whatever you want with what’s left of this!

Because 

I deserve to die in a hole

Take out your shovels, because decomposition is my next goal…

that poem was cool right chat?

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