Escargon - Tumblr Posts
*opens heart locket* goonie my beloved
Escargoon, giving Dedede a present: Happy birthday sire!
King Dedede: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
Escargoon: Happy birthday?
King Dedede: *hits Escargoon with his hammer*
King Dedede: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwich!
Escargoon: Go back to sleep, and starve.
Escargoon: Sire, you didn't fucking pay the power bill!? Are you serious!?
King Dedede: ...
Customer Service, singing: When your lights don't work like they used to before.
Escargoon: Shut the fuck up!
Escargoon: You either buckle down and do your work or you're going to McDonalds.
King Dedede: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Escargoon: No.
Kirby: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
King Dedede: That'd suck because you can't microwave metal.
Escargoon: ...good morning to everyone except these two.
King Dedede: *drinking a caprisun and tossing the empty package* Hey can you throw me another caprisun?
Escargoon: *throws a gallon of juice at his face*
Escargon is on the short list of people capable of making Meta curse. And when Meta is angry he gets creative.