Everyone And No One Is Gay - Tumblr Posts

... *looks at the crazy bisexual sister , gay af cousins and her somehow still straight as a ruler brother * ...i...ok

Marinette: I'm gay

Jason: you can't be gay

Dick, warningly: Jay...

Jason: oh- NO wait I meant—

Tim from across the room: I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN.

Dick: Tim—

Marinette, still reeling from Jason's first reaction: do you have a problem with—

Jason: NO- actually I'M GAY, so—

Dick: wait wha—

Tim, muttering: welcome to the club

Cass, smiling to herself on the couch: community family.

Dick: guys—

Marinette: so.. everyone is gay?

Everyone but Dick: uh-huh/yeah/'course

Dick: ...pansexual..?

Damian running into the room: YOU LIKE PANS!?

Jason: DEMON SPAWN WHAT THE FU—

Marinette: I've taught him well.