EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS NOW - Tumblr Posts
Guys look at my friends art, isn't it great-? Ain't it wonderful? It's so good, you should tell them how great it is.
Paul 23 as Falin from dungeon meshi and yk I hate this actually but hey
Danny phantom incorrect quotes + sona/ocs
(My Sona and characters added)
Characters present:
Wes Weston (community character)
Calem Gabes (oc)
Kay (My sona)
Danny Fenton
Tucker Foley
Sam Manson
Jazz Fenton
Kyle Weston (community character)
Dash Baxter
Valerie Gray
Paulina
Jesse Collins (oc)
Hope Pierce (oc)
Asher Wilks (oc)
Camila Andres (oc)
Garret Steinfield (oc)
Terrence McKeen (oc)
Jacob Doe (oc)
Heather Thatchley (community character) (last name yoinked from @schnee-gheist)
Lilith (@lilithloves-you)
Wanna see more on my characters? Check here!
There’s not a lot, but, I had some for fun :p
The shenanigans ensue under the cut!
•
•
•
•
•
•
Asher Wilks: I'm never having a debate with Wes Weston again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."
••+^+••
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Danny Fenton: No.
••+^+••
Jesse Collins: Are you free tomorrow?
Wes Weston: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.
••+^+••
Jazz Fenton: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.
*5 minutes later*
Lilith: Jazz Fenton it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.
Jazz Fenton: snnnzzzz...
Lilith: JAZZ FENTON YOUR STICKS!
••+^+••
Valerie Gray: You have to apologize to Paulina!
Kay: Fine!
Kay: Unfuck you, or whatever!
••+^+••
Hope Pierce: Dash Baxter, I have a question.
Dash Baxter: What is it, Hope Pierce?
Hope Pierce: What color is an orange?
Dash Baxter: Hope Pierce, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.
••+^+••
Terrence McKeen: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Paulina: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.
••+^+••
Jesse Collins: Where's Calem Gabes?
Kyle Weston: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Kyle Weston, shouting: Asher Wilks sucks!
Calem Gabes, distantly: Asher Wilks is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Kyle Weston: Found them.
••+^+••
Asher Wilks: Hey Jesse Collins, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?
Jesse Collins: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"
Asher Wilks: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.
••+^+••
Dash Baxter: Where are you going?
Valerie Gray: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!
Dash Baxter: I told you I did! It’s coming here on Friday!
Asher Wilks, knowing full well that Dash Baxter got Valerie Gray an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
••+^+••
Jesse Collins: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
Dash Baxter: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
Valerie Gray: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.
Asher Wilks: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
••+^+••
Jacob Doe: I love you.
Tucker Foley: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Jacob Doe and Tucker Foley kiss passionately*
Terrence McKeen, to Jesse Collins: You owe me 20 dollars.
••+^+••
*Valerie Gray, Hope Pierce, and Danny Fenton are playing poker. Danny Fenton is winning by a long shot.*
Valerie Gray: Aw, come on.
Hope Pierce: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!
Danny Fenton: Go Fish?
••+^+••
Tucker Foley: How many children do you have?
Paulina: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
••+^+••
*Asher Wilks is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?
Asher Wilks, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?
••+^+••
Asher Wilks: I love you.
Jesse Collins, not paying attention: What was that?
Asher Wilks: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
••+^+••
Lilith: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Dash Baxter.
••+^+••
Tucker Foley: How high are you?
Calem Gabes: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.
Paulina: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.
Calem Gabes: Oh, antidepressants, why?
••+^+••
Paulina: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Asher Wilks: But are you shuffling?
Paulina: Everyday.
Camila Andres: What language are you two speaking??
••+^+••
Terrence McKeen: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.
••+^+••
Kay: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Asher Wilks is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!
••+^+••
Jesse Collins: If Terrence McKeen and I were drowning, who would you save?
Tucker Foley: You two can’t swim?
Jesse Collins: It’s a hypothetical question, Tucker Foley! Who would you save?
Tucker Foley: My time and effort.
••+^+••
Danny Fenton: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.
Kyle Weston: Throw rocks at he.
Lilith: Hot Dogs.
Hope Pierce: Kill him.
Danny Fenton: Thanks guys.
••+^+••
Tucker Foley: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
••+^+••
Jazz Fenton: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Danny Fenton: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Jazz Fenton: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
••+^+••
Garret Steinfield: Hey, Jesse Collins! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?
Jesse Collins: Garret Steinfield, you know I can't be seen in public with you.
Garret Steinfield: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.
••+^+••
Valerie Gray: Play to your strengths.
Tucker Foley: I haven’t got any!
••+^+••
Hope Pierce: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
••+^+••
Asher Wilks: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Garret Steinfield?
Garret Steinfield: …Not really.
Asher Wilks: Nothing?
Garret Steinfield: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.
••+^+••
Terrence McKeen: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.
Hope Pierce: So, you’re not going to share?
Terrence McKeen: I’m not going to share.
••+^+••
Kay: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-
Wes Weston: NBA.
Kay: …?
Wes Weston: Snuck into a Cliffords game.
••+^+••
Wes Weston: Kyle Weston, can I ask you a question?
Kyle Weston: Sure, anything.
Wes Weston: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?
••+^+••
Hope Pierce: What are you planning to do?
Terrence McKeen: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!
••+^+••
Heather Thatchley: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Terrence McKeen: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Heather Thatchley: I said within reason, Terrence McKeen. How about I murder that guy?
Terrence McKeen: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Heather Thatchley: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
••+^+••
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Heather Thatchley: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Heather Thatchley: Oh my god, you have Calem Gabes.
••+^+••
Lilith: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Lilith: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
••+^+••
Garret Steinfield: Why would anyone want to harm Kay?
Sam Manson: Maybe because they met them?
••+^+••
Calem Gabes: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?
Tucker Foley: The same way I make onion rings!
Tucker Foley: *grabs a chainsaw*
••+^+••
Valerie Gray: Nice rock.
Asher Wilks: Thanks, Dash Baxter gave it to me.
Dash Baxter: I threw it at you!
Asher Wilks: Aren't they the sweetest?
••+^+••
*Lilith is helping Valerie Gray break out of prison*
Lilith: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime?
Valerie Gray: Don’t push it.
Lilith: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker!
Valerie Gray: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.
••+^+••
Sam Manson: That's ridiculous, Dash Baxter doesn't have a crush on me.
Jacob Doe: Yes they do.
Paulina: Yes they do.
Dash Baxter: Yes I do.
••+^+••
*during a group project*
Asher Wilks: *does 99% of the work*
Valerie Gray: *has no idea what’s going on*
Dash Baxter: *says they’re gonna help but does not*
Jazz Fenton: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*
••+^+••
Asher Wilks: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Wes Weston: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Jazz Fenton: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Jesse Collins: Rock also defeats baby.
••+^+••
Sam Manson: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!
Sam Manson: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Jazz Fenton. Fuck you Jazz Fenton, you know what you did!
••+^+••
Terrence McKeen: *is throwing stones at Tucker Foley's window*
Tucker Foley: You have a phone for a reason, Terrence McKeen!
*THUD*
Tucker Foley: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
••+^+••
Kyle Weston: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Kay: Yes, and that’s coming from me.
••+^+••
Asher Wilks: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Lilith: Why is Valerie Gray's a monster?
Valerie Gray: Asher Wilks, you forgot Lilith's! Its only an empty space!
Asher Wilks, proudly: Exactly.
••+^+••
Calem Gabes: Kyle Weston, let’s go!
Kyle Weston: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.
Calem Gabes: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.
Kyle Weston: What-?
Calem Gabes: Mom, Dad, Kyle Weston smoked pot in college.
Kyle Weston: You are such a tattletale!
Kyle Weston: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Valerie Gray who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry.
Calem Gabes: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Kyle Weston did.
Kyle Weston: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Calem Gabes did.
Calem Gabes: Kyle Weston hasn’t worked for a year!
Kyle Weston: Calem Gabes and Valerie Gray are living together!
Calem Gabes: Kyle Weston married Sam Manson in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!
Kay: I love Jacques Cousteau!
Sam Manson: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
Garret Steinfield: I wanna gooo!!
••+^+••
Kyle Weston: What’s wrong?
Jacob Doe: I have to write a whole paragraph for school.
Kyle Weston: That’s not so bad; I write entire books.
Jacob Doe: Yeah, but this has to be good.
••+^+••
Lilith: Just be yourself.
Jacob Doe: Really? Lilith, I have one day to win over Dash Baxter’s parents.
Jacob Doe: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Tucker Foley: Couple of weeks.
Jesse Collins: Six months.
Kyle Weston: Jury’s still out.
Jacob Doe: See Lilith? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
••+^+••
Jazz Fenton: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.
••+^+••
Camila Andres: Try not to roll your eyes at me.
Heather Thatchley: I don't have pupils.
••+^+••
Tucker Foley: Cronch.
Tucker Foley: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.
Valerie Gray: No, don’t—
Tucker Foley: Too late.
••+^+••
Jazz Fenton: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Kay: Um, make lemonade?
Jazz Fenton: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
••+^+••
Wes Weston: Jazz Fenton, where’s your report card?
Jazz Fenton: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore.
Wes Weston: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?
Jazz Fenton: What lie?
Wes Weston: That you have friends.
••+^+••
Terrence McKeen: I’m gonna kill you.
Tucker Foley: Get in line!
••+^+••
Tucker Foley: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Valerie Gray: Yup.
Valerie Gray: Don't think you're special.
••+^+••
Tucker Foley: You are a spineless twit!
Camila Andres: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Tucker Foley: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Camila Andres: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Tucker Foley: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.
••+^+••
Asher Wilks: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Sam Manson: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Asher Wilks: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?
Sam Manson: Oh, no, I do.
Asher Wilks: Well, what is it?
Sam Manson: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.
••+^+••
*Wes Weston is fighting a monster*
Valerie Gray: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Wes Weston: The power to believe in myself!?
Valerie Gray: No, a knife! Stab it!
It's you ! :)
Despite everything it's still you.
Despite everything....
it's still you...
My attempt at the Undertale template with my dear Legend ! Took the highway and decided to destroy him. It was based on a talk about how Lege and the Chain meeting his younger self would go I had with @lennsart ! All of that based on a fic idea they had and from there it went downhill for Lege.
Illustrations without the text box under the cut
