Fairly Odd Parents Au - Tumblr Posts

May I introduce to you all to my fairly odd au,

Off The Edge

Take this opportunity to start asking me questions for an Ask series about this au :D

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN 🏃

More of the au :D but in a funny way

(Audio from: The Main Character - Will Wood)

I don't feel ashamed for calling the Motherfucker and Proshitter 'artist' CreathingShitmera.

Despite my better judgment I am drafting a fic for my Fairy Swap AU. So here are some out of context quotes.

“It’s a gift basket from the neighbors.”

“Yes” Angela pulled out a can of condensed milk “they’re fairly… Odd. But they seem nice.”

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“Ah!” He yelled dramatically, falling to the floor “it seems the captain is going down with his ship.”

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“Cookie is my most efficient fairy,” Jogen said.

Peri muttered under his breath “only because Mom and Dad retired.”

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“If it’s your dancing abilities you’re worried about I can teach you a few things” Peri offered. 

“You know how to dance?”

“Yup!” He grinned “my dad taught me.”

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When Peri had been toddler his sleep ​​paralysis and nightmares were often haunted by an evil babysitter character named Vicky. He was careful not to mention this to Hazel, doubting it would help. Plus, Vicky wasn’t real so mentioning her wasn’t really relevant to the conversation.

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He looked down at himself, it was the same outfit he always wore. “What's wrong with my clothes?”

“Nothing” she said “but it doesn’t really scream ‘human babysitter’ more like ‘weird actor’ instead.”