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Imagine if people talked about multi-person households with the same thick-headed skepticism they use to talk about systems.

"You're telling me you're not the only one in there? Like if I knock, someone else could answer, and I'm supposed to call them a new name and everything? But it'll look like the same house? Yeah, okay. 🤣"

"Your roommate's name is ____? That's a dumb name, why did you choose that?"

"You bought your roommate a present? You mean you got it for yourself, right?'

"You put up that poster? Oh, I'm sorry, your 'roommate' did. 🙄"

"Roommates? You sure you don't want to check if your house is just haunted?"

-Xhaxhollari 🕊

Imagine if people talked about multi-person households with the same thick-headed skepticism they use to talk about systems.

"You're telling me you're not the only one in there? Like if I knock, someone else could answer, and I'm supposed to call them a new name and everything? But it'll look like the same house? Yeah, okay. 🤣"

"Your roommate's name is ____? That's a dumb name, why did you choose that?"

"You bought your roommate a present? You mean you got it for yourself, right?'

"You put up that poster? Oh, I'm sorry, your 'roommate' did. 🙄"

"Roommates? You sure you don't want to check if your house is just haunted?"

-Xhaxhollari 🕊