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the thing i always forget about writing a long smutty oneshot, i say, putting down the sunday paper and sucking pensively on my pipe, is the continuously, shockingly horny state of mind it leaves you in. not even this post is safe, look at it, the sucking of my pipe, i can't escape the innuendo, the ambiguity, the entendre of doubles, someone grant me release-- oh no, again, i did it again, fu-- NO
If this ain't me... š¤£š¤£š¤£ Sometimes I do it for stuff I've already written because I've forgotten that I added something a few edits ago.
me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?
No, but really.

better than drugs
@sellthebeamer My WIP folder for Hudson & Rex š

I made this
fanfic authors:

me, sitting down when i finally have time to write: im so excited to finally get work done
me, three hours later because as soon as i have free time i lose any and all inspiration and the ability to write well:

@gigizetz EPIC: Love In Paradise animatic is asking to become a meme. So I made one!

EPIC: Love In Paradise animatic is asking to become a meme PT.2!

I know most of my commenters have my tumblr-
(I love you guys sm yāall give me the motivation to keep Lost and Found going <3)

Commenters are the real MVPs
"you read a lot, right?"
"yes!"
"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"
reasons to write fanfiction (I'll start):
share a cool scene that popped into your head
evoke a particular emotion the canon makes you feel
song made you think of a character or idea from canon
make people feel the same way about a character you do
make dolls kiss for fun
explore ideas the canon hints at but doesn't do anything with
traumatize characters and make them suffer
coddle characters and let them rest
had an insane idea for a crack ship and now everyone needs to know
the author of the canon was wrong and must be fixed
use familiar characters to explore your own ideas and plotlines
canon is too short and you need to wallow in the universe of the story
Am I just delusional, or does pretending that my ao3 chapters are episodes in a TV show actually make me more motivated?
Like I can't wait for the season finale of season 1. But it's the same thing as saying chapter 25???
Writing a fic and someone in the comments refers to you as āthe writerā or āthe authorā even though itās literally what you do:

You know youāre deep in the trenches of writing fanfic when youāre debating which character you should kill
Chapter Two of Underneath the Veil of Hatred
Rhaenyra *holding out baby Jace*: You are the father! Take Responsibilty!
Alicent:...
Also Rhaenyra: OMG he's so cute! Let's have another Alicent *looks at brown-haired, brown-eyed Jace*: You cannot be serious Rhaenyra: Why not? Alicent: Because the blood of the dragon is weak apparently
My mom: What are you writing? An essay?
Me *covering my fanfiction chapter*: Just a story
My mom: Oh cool *walks away*
I love the contrasts in chapters in Underneath the Veil of Hatred
Younger Alicent and Rhaenyra-
Alicent internally: Sheās just using me to have heirs she doesn't even like meš
Rhaenyra: Why doesnāt Alicent love me?!?!š
Older Alicent and Rhaenyra-
Rhaenyra (all the rizz in the world): Sup babes š
Alicent: Omg Rhaenyra not here š³
As a writer, I tend to be very critical of my own work but every once in a while Iāll write one sentence or paragraph that leaves me wondering like... It was me??? I wrote this??? This work of art??? I'm a good writer???

āI donāt trust people who refuse to serveā Dyanna Tully talking about why she doesn't like Alicent Hightower
If Otto found out Rhaenyra's three bastard sons were Alicent's:

I did my own version of the meme. I swear this is the last meme I will make about Underneath the Veil of Hatred