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Next time I have Time To Write Things, I have a Groundhog Day AU to finish, but...

Does anyone else feel like there's an unfortunate imbalance in the number of non-human!Oliver cattonquick vs. non-human!Felix?

Is anyone else occasionally consumed with thoughts about Felix having fey blood through his mother's side, and part of the reason he liked Oliver's sob stories was because he's never quite fit in with other people, and he thinks it's because of his wealth (even though, really, his wealth is the only reason other people tolerate how weird and unsettling and frequently rude he is), and so he liked meeting another person who supposedly didn't know how to fit in with "normal" people because of the financial situation he grew up in?

And would anyone else find it extra hilarious if Felix didn't even know about this fey heritage until after Oliver tries to poison him, and instead of killing him it causes some kind of Fairy Nonsense to occur that Oliver then has to save them both from?

And then they can bond over both being just regular old weirdo losers who don't really know How To People, not because of how they were raised but just because of how they were born (with Oliver being autistic, obviouvsly, and bad at Social Things because of that).

Because this premise has maybe, possibly been on my mind for a while!

Saltburn is an impeccably written show and I will not be taking any criticism on that point, but even I can admit that there is one major plot hole in the movie:

How in the hell did Felix, who is approximately 10 ft tall, manage to ride tiny lil' Oliver Quick's bicycle without destroying his knees??

On the heels of my more serious Felix Catton post, I would also like to take a step back into lighthearted hilarity and appreciate Felix's claim to Oliver early on that he takes more after his dad than his mom.

Truly an iconic line, said with all the unshakable confidence of bone-deep misogyny by a man whose personality is basically a carbon copy of his mother's.

no you don't get it felix becomes upset with oliver cleaning his dorm because he's breaking the rules. the people who serve felix must do so invisibly because to do otherwise would force felix to confront how much others have to pick up after him and oliver comes in and demands: look at yourself, look at who you are and what you do, and this is the first time that felix resents him

don't make me acknowledge the ways you serve me. don't make me think about it. don't make me look.

I remember reading a post about fencing once, and how people who are new to fencing actually tend to win a lot more bouts, particularly against experienced fencers, than most people would guess. The reason? Because people who are new to fencing haven't learned all the rules yet, and they will make absolutely bonkers, unsafe, and chaotic choices that are just not possible for someone more experienced to predict with any reasonable degree of accuracy. So lots of newbies win a surprising number of bouts, not because they are better at fencing but because they are more chaotic and more likely to make objectively more dangerous choices.

It occurs to me now that this makes for a really wonderful analogy to how Oliver ends up "winning" in Saltburn, when Felix and the Cattons were actually much more experienced and subtle manipulators (to the point that a good chunk of the audience didn't even notice how wildly manipulative the Cattons and Felix especially are), while Oliver is out there making wild impulse decisions and then retroactively pretending there was a plan, probably.

Oliver is the chaotic new guy whose understanding of normal social expectations is so far behind his peers that his behavior winds up being not just hard to predict for most people, but especially hard to predict for the wealthy assholes who have made an art form out of manipulating other people to get whatever they want without giving up anything of value from themselves.

And now I'm going to go roll around some more in my endless reams of delight over this movie and these characters and how wonderful and delightful and absurd every bit of it is. Haters can hate, but this movie continues to be perfect and own my whole heart because of it.

From the Saltburn screenplay coffee table book.

I NEED someone to release the digital version of the pic.

I’m not sure if a lot of people have discussed this but a really key concept in saltburn is the idea of appearances vs reality. What we see isn’t what’s the absolute truth.

The mirror motifs (like Oliver appearing in a fractured reflection or him appearing upside down, or even him punching the mirror) are a huge indicator of his manipulation. The fractured reflections represent his sort of ideas on how he’s going to manipulate (creating different identities for himself based on each person he interacts with; a helpless lamb for Felix, a gossip girl for Elspeth etc). Inverse mirrors also work in representing how he’s flipping the “natural order” of Saltburn as well as the class divide/capitalism. This might be a reach but I suppose you could link Oliver shattering the mirror to him shattering his appearance as the son of addicts living in squalor, idrk.

ALSO THE ROCK THING WAS SUCH DRAMATIC IRONY. When Oliver lies about his dad dying and they throw that rock for him but it lands ON THE BANK!!! what appears does not coincide with what is real and the rock is a veiled exposition for the audience!!!!!!!!!!!!

emerald fennel was insane for this. truly.

new saltburn theory: the concept of "clownism" (is that even a word idk LOOOOL)

anyway the Cattons love whimsical things!! This is sort of playing off an analysis done by @/ artichokemami on tiktok, where they point out the styling of "poor dear Pamela". Specifically how her outfit has like a high frilly collar, her hair is like bright red and has blunt bangs, her eyebrows look really crazy etc etc. This sort of circus thing is also reflected in the Catton Players. They just love silly whimsical objects and people (even tho that ends up being their downfall).

This next bit is more of a theory in development so very open to discussion and or rebuttal:

This ties back into the Catton Saviour Complex a lot of people have been discussing here. Like poor dear Pamela was a part of the circus and the Cattons "rescued" her, although she was a much more literal representation. It's like the same with Farleigh and Oliver but I reckon it's more hidden. Farleigh's mother running off was whimsical to the family/Oliver's parents being "drug addicts" was also very loopy cuckoo for them.

Part of the appeal of clownish things for the family is that they get to be the ones who save them from the circus. other people have previously discussed this more in depth and its like when the Cattons get bored, they move on quick!!!!!!!!! They WILL leave you for a more interesting spectacle if they find one!!!

I have too many thoughts about this movie. Send help rn.

Oliver Quick theory: he did it bc he wanted to prove them all wrong

there are SO. MANY. moments where one of the Saltburnites are telling him like “you don’t belong here” “this is our place and not yours!” “stranger fucking danger” etc…. the patriarch of the Cattons literally paid Oliver to gtfo from their lives too

honestly it would be valid if that was what pushed him over the edge. normalise ruining a bloodline just bc they insulted you and said you’d never belong with them 🤷‍♀️

it kills me that I didn’t notice it earlier but this moment is literally where oliver starts becoming Felix after he’s eaten him whole and taken everything away from him (Venetia pointed it out with the aftershave and everything but it was later on)

I can’t with this movie and it’s Easter eggs 😭

Oliver + Felix's bathrobe

Oliver and Felix are literally the two people on the opposite sides of the "this summer's bouta be a movie" spectrum

as a writer i want to watch saltburn again, but as a viewer…. no thank you :)

-Felix Catton x reader

{Felix finds you curled up in your dorm room with a terrible cold}

Enjoy my lovelies! 💕

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You’ve locked yourself up in your dorm room for what feels like weeks now, cooped up and all stuffy. It feels like you’re going stir crazy as you stare at the same four walls all day, but you know you can’t go out, not until you’ve gotten over your cold.

Felix has been ringing you nonstop and there are only so many excuses you can come up with before he starts to get a little suspicious. It’s now the third day that you’ve tried dodging his calls, texting him back with the same ‘I’ve got revising to do’ excuse and in all honesty he was starting to get fed up.

Maybe that’s why you’re not entirely surprised when he walks into your dorm room with a frown, his eyebrows pulled together as he closes the door behind him with a huff.

You lift your head up from the pillow with a soft groan, regretting giving him that spare key, before laying back down. His expression immediately softens as he walks over to the sight of you hiding your face behind your bedsheets.

“Felix… I’m busy” you mumble from behind the covers as he scoffs softly, you feel your bed dip slightly as he takes a seat beside you. His hands tug the covers away from your face as he tries to get a better look at you in your state of sickness.

You press your face against the pillows, still trying to hide yourself from his concerned gaze. “Yeah, you look really busy” he chuckles sarcastically as the back of his fingers graze against your jawline.

Winter has completely kicked your ass, despite the fact that Felix was always making sure that you were wearing the thickest of coats, wrapping you up in scarves and hats and making sure to get you warm drinks.

“Come on, look at me angel” He whispers softly, his fingers curling around your jaw. He holds your face in his hand as he tilts your head away from the pillow to look up at him.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were poorly?” He asks with a soft frown, his brown eyes full of worry. A sigh escapes your lips as his hand gently caresses your cheek. Your skin feels feverish and yet there’s a certain chill that you just can’t seem to shake.

You sniffle before sitting up with the help of Felix as he pulls the pillow up so you can rest comfortably against the headboard. “Look at the state of me… I look horrible,” you mumble with a hoarse voice, your eyes flickering down to your hands as you fiddle with a loose thread of your jumper.

Felix immediately shakes his head with a hum of disagreement. “You do not look ‘horrible’ you’re just feeling a little under the weather” he says as he presses his lips together trying to stop himself from laughing.

Your bottom lip juts out slightly as you look up at him whilst he tries to stifle the smirk that teeters at the corners of his mouth. “You’re such a shit lair… don’t laugh at me,” you say with a scratchy voice, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Alright, you look a tad rough but I wouldn’t say you look ‘horrible’” He says as you shake your head softly at the way he chuckles. You look up at him as he tucks your hair behind your ear and you can’t help but lean into the warmth of his palm.

Felix presses a kiss to your forehead, “Still my pretty girl” he whispers so sweetly that it completely melts your heart. His thumb caresses the space just under your eye as he admires you with his honeyed gaze.

His expression changes as you let out a painful cough, the soreness in the back of your throat causes your eyes to water ever so slightly. Felix soothes your back with his hand as he reaches over to your bedside table for your water bottle.

“Thank you” you mumble before taking a few small sips whilst he continues to rub your back, his palm lying flat against the back of your shoulders.

He hated this, the way your voice was so pained and how your cough sounded so croaky. The worst of it all was the look in your eyes, you seemed so exhausted.

“Just take it easy baby… you’re okay” he whispers softly as you rest your head against his shoulder with a soft huff, his hand settling against the small of your back.

He shuffles to sit beside you on the bed, resting against the headboard as he opens his arms out for you with a sweet smile. You shake your head with a sound of protest, “You can’t… you’ll get sick” you huff with a hoarse voice.

Felix doesn’t listen to your words or how your hand tries to weakly push him away, instead, he shakes his head with a smirk, “I don’t get sick.” He says with a certain confidence in his tone that makes you roll your eyes.

You glance back over to his welcoming arms, he looks so soft and warm with his jumper and loving smile that you give in and practically collapse against his chest. A soft sigh of relief escapes you as he brushes his fingers through your hair.

“Tell me next time you’re sick… I don’t mind looking after you” He whispers softly, pressing a kiss to the top of your head as his fingers idly trace patterns against your back.

He smiles to himself when you nod your head against his chest, the soft fabric of his jumper brushing against your cheek. “I will… promise” you mumble with a croaky voice, soon drifting off to sleep in his arms.

Felix would eventually wake you up with soft kisses giving you some cough medicine and food, along with vapour rub he swears is magic for your sinuses. He’d spend the next two days practically glued to your side and in all honesty you can’t complain.

cunts out here in love w Oliver and Felix, I’m sorry but I don’t see it. Oliver looks like a burn victim and Felix is giving adopt me.

FARLEIGH on the other hand…

bye-✋

whys Archie so pretty like what.

what a fittie

🎀 pretty boy

[saltburn characters + text posts]

Little Felix draw cuz I love this cutie so much :3 💕

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Soliloquy

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Another lil Felix draw!!!! :D

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want felix to give me uppies and cuddles ☹️