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Filipino! TWST Mc cause I'm bored af again

( Disclaimer that these are all just for fun please don't take these seriously )

MC sees grimm for the first time and almost yelled Chanak™

Mc sees Crowley sensei for the first time and had to hold back on the 'ang mga ibon'

Remember the first time MC meets ace?

"HA! You really are pathetic-" "At ikaw mukha kang fuqboy"

That time MC and deuce had to go to Sam's shop?

"My shop has everything an-" "So basically a glorified sari-sari store"

When Deuce went delinquent mode on their way back from the shop MC could only think 'Oh wow mala gangster din pala siya sana all'

MC mixing the ingredients for the tart be like "halo halo walang gagalaw-"

Remember the unbirthday party? Mc's mind be like 'kulang nalang shanghai at spaghetti para party na talaga to'

May or may not have accidentally called ace "alas" at some point

MC being genuinely good at some card games cuz boi this child grew up playing pusoy dos with their titos and knows this crap.

"We challenge you to a round of magift you magic less human!" Then proceeds to be absolutely decked by MC.

What'd you guys expect they literally grew up playing 'Batuhang Bola' and 'Tumbang preso', their aim is PERFECT™

That time they chased ruggie? Yeah MC catches him hands down. Those years of playing 'langit lupa' and 'ice ice water' DID NOT go in vain.

"Today we'll learn about magical history" "takteng yan bagsak nga ako sa AP eh.."

"MC it's lunchtime let's go" "Great so where's the canteen caouse I don't have baon"

"MC I told you countless times that-" "share mo lang?"

When Malleus pops up at Ramshackle dorm MC almost yelled Demonyo

'Ay hindi demonitong kagwapuhan din pala to...'

Lowkey will probably ask Idia if he plays ML

• Some More Filipino! Twst MC Headcanons cause I'm bored af

(Apparently some of you guys liked these so have some more 😅 tbh I wasn't expecting anyone to find these amusing so thanks for the feedback! Btw credits to @severelygloriousruins-blog-blog ,your suggestions were great bb thanks 😊)

The first time MC sees Jade & Floyd's merform was a disaster

MC didn't knew it was them and legit thought that they were Siyokoy/Syokoy/Shokoy

So we know Epel is a country bumpkin boy right? Basically a Probinsyano™ right ?? Yeah You can't convince MC otherwise

MC probably gets along with professor Trein's cat Lucius

May or may not have called Lucius Muning on one occasion. (He secretly likes the endearing nickname)

"Ace can I play Basketball with you?""Ya sure you can keep up with me?" Ace lost that day and he went home crying

Ace darling why were you even asking a filipino if they can keep up with you at basketball?

Lowkey probably tips off Azul with uncanny but useful information about some students because MC is ~Tsismosa/o~™

"What in the world happened to that ignihyde client from class 2-C-""I herd they got sent to the infirmary earlier"

Cue azul's deadpanned expression

Probably teaches the octatrio how to make halo-halo and mais con yelo, probably later adding it to the Monstro Lounge Menu

So ghost marriage right?

"How are you not freaked out by the ghosts-" "Have you herd about the White Lady of Balete Drive..?"

Epel and The first years couldn't sleep that night

Sebek sparring with MC and is lowkey shooked™ that they were beaten with a bamboo stick of all things

"H-how did a measly human-" "I may have failed AP but I aced MAPEH because of arnis"

"So MC what's your type?" "Maginoo pero medyo bastos" "wait wuh-"

Lowkey probably bonds with the Scarabia boys because Exotic Food™

And the whole sitting on the floor with only pillows and cushions. Yeak ik

Vil has to lecture MC about makeup because "you can't just slam lip tint on your face and call it quits"

Lowkey also bonds with ruggie and has deep conversations about the poverty in both their home lands

If ever the first year gang go camping in the forest, they'd be so confused™ as to why MC avoids stepping on the ant mounds

"I mean if you guys have fairies and fae we have duwendes"

Yeah they'd do whatever it takes to not let MC do the scary stories cause they've had enough with the whole white lady thing

Lowkey their skills are on par with Idia when it comes to MOBA games. (League of Legends, Arena of Valor, Mobile Legends the whole shebang)

Once the first year gang become 18, they're gonna go out drinking and they'd be shook™ to see MC ordering a full bottle of beer while them on the other hand order shot glasses of wine.

By the end of the night MC is the only one still sober, and maybe Jack.

Filipino! MC in Seductive Speechcraft class Headcanons

So we all know that class is glorified flirting 101 right?

What if they had to discuss courting rituals

According to the teacher, it's so that they can better understand human temptation through mannered ways.

Aka just a higher level of flirting

So hear me out What if they had an assignment

Where they're all paired up with a partner and have to present an example of a courting ritual in front of class.

You can imagine MC being paired up with one of the Demon Bros

But personally I'd like to think MC is paired up with someone else for ~✨effect✨~

So MC and the demon decide on Harana

So day of presentation right,they're all gonna do it on stage

So the curtain rises and theres SOMEONE sitting inside a makeshift house by the window

Then this figure wearing a barong and Hat (mind you covering their face) walks onto stage holding an acoustic guitar

Then they start singing the CHEESIEST tagalog love song in existence

Everyone can't understand the words but the atmosphere is just 👌 PERFECT so they don't really need to understand the lyrics

And like midway through the second chorus the person removes their hat

Only to reveal MC

Yes MC is the one wearing the barong regardless of gender because the demon isn't too familiar with "non sexual flirting"

So when they slowly remove the hat while still singing the demon in the make shift house forces out a blush for full effect

And apparently it worked cuz the audience thought MC was the suavest courter alive (or so they think)

AND WHILE THIS IS ALL HAPPENING IMAGINE HOW THE DEMON BRO'S REACT

They all thought MC was just this weird yet wild human from the orient seas and suddenly their Asmo 2.0 nani-

And since MC is Filipino that singing voice is TOP TIER 👌

So after the performance MC helps the demon down and they both bow

And when they both get off stage their atmosphere reverts back to the snarky demon and the wild human

W-w-where did the suave person go!?!

MC got full marks that semester.

And they also gained a new demon friend.

(This all came to me late at night ok-)

Also, the Filipino! MC headcanon you made. Imagine when it's September, ADeuce is confused when they entered Ramshackle to see it decorated to brim with Xmas stuff.

And the jolly music blasting through the old rustic speaker I-

do you have anymore obey me filipino!mc going to twisted wonderland headcannons?

I have some ideas in the works 😂 tho I’m still

Busy with school (and I somehow caught a fever) I’ll probably post some next weekend once I’ve recovered 💙♠️💙

how do you think would the demon bros feel if you offered them a mamon?? idk im bored and hungry also haha. would they eat balut tho (nag suroy nasad si kuya haha)

Ohhh I see u 👀Probably something like this:

Lucifer:

“Mamon? Ma-“ you’re gonna have to teach him the proper way to eat, which is with your hands and not with a fork and knife 🍴

Mammon:

“OI! What’s this? Has my greatness reached your homeland that they made mercy of me?” Cue the smacking and feeding him the mamon because you kinda smacked him too hard 😅

Levi:

“I don’t want something with that scum’s name-“”They have a strawberry version 😮” fanboys at how the strawberry flavor tastes like that one limited edition ruri-chan cupcake.

Satan:

“Oh? I honestly can’t tell if this is a cupcake or muffin but if you’re the one giving it to me I supposed it shouldn’t be that bad” later learns to eat it as a stress food because of the variety of fillings & non fillings.🧁

Asmo:

“Oh thank you darling~ I’ve herd of this infamous snack from a few oriental demons! Apperantly it’s said to be as soft as an angel’s bosom!” Asmo absolutely adores how soft it is and how easy it is to eat it without ruining his makeup, (his favorite is also the strawberry change my mind)🍓

Beel & Belphie:

“Beel it was supposed to be for the two of us””*munch* sorry bewphie *bewphie*” you had to bring Belphie another one becasue Beel ate his share but these two love the general size of one Mamon,(trust me mammon’s ego skyrocketed the moment he herd Belphie say “wow this tastes pretty good”☀️🌙

As for the balut well...

They never questioned why MC was able to adapt to Devildom cuisine in such a short period of time 😊😊😊

imagine if filipino! mc will have a debut, how will the demon bros celebrate with them?

Sorry this took too long to get to, I had to do a bit of research because I myself haven’t had my debut (✨I’m still 14 and vibing✨)

Ok so here me out, they fight over her first dance

...and eventually it was given to Simeon

The Venue was grand thanks to a few *cough* connections Diavolo pulled*cough*

Can you blame him tho? The moment he found out how important debuts are to filipinas, he literally asked Barbatos to give him a thicc catalogue of all the grandest venues in the Philippines.

So none of the demon brothers know what your dress looks like.

“Don’t worry! I was the one who designed it so I definitely won’t be disappointed”

So they arrive at the venue right? Luxurious tuxedos adorn said brothers.

“Omg are those MC’s classmates!?!”

Cue the ungodly squealing of the single Titas and Cousins because 7 fine ass men are there sitting on a table near the staircase.

“Jeez whats taking her so long!?!?””Hush mammon you were the one who wanted to arrive an hour early!””how was I supposed to know the event doesn’t start 30 mins after the time on the invitations!”

And then...the lights dim

“Ladies and Gentlemen we humbly thank you for attending a very special evening for our dear Ining” suddenly there was an outline of a girl at the top of the staircase.

“Omg is that luke?!?”

Cue the brothers getting their jaws dropped from either how GORGEOUS MC IS IN THAT INTRICATELY WOVEN A LINE GOWN or the FACT THAT LUKE IS THE ONE ESCORTING HER DOWN THE MARBLE STAIRCASE.

Ok so they do the 18 roses, candles wishes etc..

Now it’s on to the cotillion

Simeon was a dear and had a hearty conversation with MC to ease her nerves with how much people are watching.

Mammon almost tripped because he was too focused on MC’s face.

Levi was also a fumbling mess with how many people are watching.(surpringsly he didn’t miss a step)

Satan was just the definition of otherworldly gentlemen when they danced

Asmo added a little dip at the end for a bit of flare

Beel twirled MC here and there saying how tonight the world revolved around her

...Now Belphie and MC’s dance is...complicated

They...didn’t even talk to eachother, but the way their eyes looked so soft while he gently led MC with the music WAS SO FLUFFY AND OQCSKCEOACAIA

And when it was Lucifer’s turn he almost made MC cry because he gave MC his gratitude for what she’s done for him and his brothers and hope that she continues to thrive on this path now that she’s a woman.

So you know how these days some of the dances aren’t traditional anymore?

After her dance with lucifer she and I quote “ripped her A line skirt in one fell swoop to reveal a knee length layered skirt underneath and black and gold heels”

And someone in the crowd threw her a frickin leather jacket. In short she now looks like she’s about to go party.

Then the classical music stopped and mobe mobe played.

THEN SOLOMON APPERED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE NEXT TO MC AND THEY STARTED DANCING THE ROUTINE FROM SAID MOBE MOBE.

THEN WHEN IT WAS HER AND LUKE’S TURN THEY DANCED “GIRL IN THE MIRROR”

The rest of the dances were with her cousins and relatives.

“So your old enough to drink now right?”

Mammon got smacked so hard that night.

Hearts-chan here!

I think most Filipino moms want their kids to be nurses-

So imagine when someone gets hurt and Filipino mc just helps them like they are just professional at it

I’m running through my chaotic inbox rn and- sjsnsn true tho cause like- even our methods are a bit unorthodox, like we have efficacent oil and Vicks- HECK OUR LUGAW MIGHT HAVE HEALING PROPERTIES DKJDDJ

Filo MC is just the ultimate cryptid mom healer dkdkdj like hey it works the boys shouldn’t complain

-🌒