Fitz My Tragic Fucker - Tumblr Posts

I’m obsessed with the idea of one of my tragic protagonists having a dramatic, gay, devistatingly camp revenge tour, crying and routhlessly cutting down the people who hurt the ones they loved. I want it set to I Can Do It With A Broken Heart. I want slowmo explosions and blood spatters etc.

Yes, Fitz did just find Fool lifeless on the floor of a dungeon. Yes I want to see The Catalyst light up the Servants’ asses. Give me Tarantino levels of blood set to poppy depressive anthems by Taylor Swift as Fitz unleashes the true assasin for the first time in decades.

Bonus points if it cuts to Paragon in a silent and calm harbor dancing along to the music nobody else can hear.

No but why is Fitz so damn Taylor Swift coded? Love sick idiot? Nostalgic for things that never existed. Oblivious yet achingly romantic. Depressed and self sabataging? I can’t even listen to playlist with her on them without thinking about that tragic himbo.

Choose wisely

Fitz art by @heyitsrink who is the realest mf on this site for constantly allowing me to use their gorgeous work for *gestures vaguely* nefarious purposes <3

FitzChivalry "yeah I met the girl version of my bestie and she was so hot that like literally any man who saw her would be attracted to her. this means nothing about how I think about my bestie though. no homo." Farseer