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Prompt 33
Geralt is a siren who lives with his pod in the deepest trenches of the ocean. Geralt and his pod frequently team up together to take down large seabeasts, protecting their oceans, other seafolk, and even the landfolk from certain monstrosities. Jaskier is a merman who lounges luxuriously in coral reefs and plays pretty relaxing music there all day every day. Both are crushed with a crippling loneliness.
Geralt's hunts that bring him closer to the surface of the water, (and by closer, I still mean deep as hell, he's just no longer surrounded by healthy non-blobby blobfish and photophores everywhere) He tends to hear the humming and chittering of a mer. The sound relaxes him so much, he begins swimming out of the deepest depths after certain battles to find the soothing noise. You can use just this if you prefer shorter prompts, OR, if you'll indulge my gay fantasies- One day, he swims over toward the reef only to hear panicked screeching, and scent blood in the water. He nYOOoms over and finds a mer being attacked by a monster. Geralt fights it off, either with swords or maybe perhaps just his claws and teeth if we're feeling ~✨feral✨~ Either way, he defeats the beast, and turns to the mer, only for the mer to pass out right then and there. Damn him. Geralt takes him to a nice cove nearby and begins patching him up. When the mer wakes up, he's all hissy and scared, but Geralt calms him quickly by humming one of his melodies. And apparently doing this flips a fuckin switch, because the Mer suddenly goes from being scared shitless of Geralt, to being scared shitless when not touching Geralt every second of every minute of every hour of every godsdamn day. It's already been a few days, he has to tell his pod why he's gone missing, but every time he goes to leave, the mer hisses at him. Eventually, Geralt grows tired of the worry he must be giving his family, and swims out of the cave, even as the Mer screeches at him. He informs his pod he's alive and well and just... b u s y... with.... t hi n g s... before he swims back to the cove only to find his mer BAWLING. The mer is ecstatic that he's returned and seems to forgive Geralt after a day of snuggling. Okay, new problem: The merman isn't healed enough to go back into the open ocean and yet keeps slipping out when Geralt is asleep only to return with shells, sea glass, moss, sometimes even anemones that are deemed prettier than others. It takes Geralt longer than he'd like to admit to figure out the merman is trying to court him.
hey guys :3, today im gonna be doxing @fucksurass
this is them irl:
this is their mom:
this is their dad:
and this where they live:
the fact that I'm latina and yet Kai Anderson pissing on a condom singing la cucaracha to harass me has not appeared damnit 🙄🙄😤
NHL PROSPECTS ON CAMPUS | NHL Productions x Hockey East
My borderline personality disorder and autism beg to differ
Turns out I can count on one hand the amount of white men I would trust with my life
Shane Madaej
Misha Collins
Stephan Colbert
Alex Boniello
Kurtis Conner
I would say John Mulaney but I think he would trust me with his life before I trust him with mine and I'm okay with that.
Is it okay to threaten everyone at the family function with my suicide if they do not let me go home right now?
reblog if you:
- are aromantic and want to kill
- think aromantic people should be allowed to kill
- think fish are pretty cool
bad and dark >>>>>> literally every other kpop song ever. i am not taking criticisms
I’m going to kill someone or myself if I don’t get a a proper nights sleep soon
thank god we got that movie out of the way and can focus on what's really important here
I am going to set discord hq on fire for this shit
Oh my god. That was the next county over. That happened just north of here.
Butler County —you magnificent yahoos— you did your best. Now leave it to Pittsburgh and our chief export: medical malpractice!
imagine being will graham’s friend and finding out he was one sexy guy away from thinking murder is okay the entire time
bro some of the aftg police gotta calm down and just let the characters (neil josten) be cunts.
Okay hear me out.
Maybe, just maybe, it's not about the 4 out of 5 dentists
It's the 1 out of 5.
Like, yeah, those 4 know what it's all about, but what about that single one? What would they get from refusing? It'd advertise something even more.
So then, maybe, this dentist realised something that the others don't. That maybe this operates in a beneficial way, a way that big dentist wouldn't like. But every time they're singled out by the other dentists that thing they're just full of balony.
So we don't get it for the four, we get it for the one.
Unless, that's what they want us to think.
They know that if they're unified it'll seem suspicious so they always make an outlier to suggest there's more to it.
The plot thickens...
actually you know what? the casting works, because I would be bitter and betray the gods if Lin Manuel Miranda was my dad too