For Not - Tumblr Posts

not knowing anything or caring about the vast majority of celebrities and other famous people beyond the fact that they're Some Guys Who Are A Big Deal, Apparently is great because every time something major happens i get to just watch everyone else react to it with no personal investment whatsoever in the situation or outcome. the celebrity drama gossip pool is my arena and i'm a roman senator occasionally glancing at the carnage unfolding below me inbetween being hand fed grapes by a beautiful paramour and going, "damn are you seeing this shit?"