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Got snowcones today. They had the flavors “silver fox” and “rock n roll”. I got a mix of those….Forrest Nash snowcone.

Gahahahahha I love that, that’s fantastic. He’s a rock n roll silver fox all right.

Happy launch anniversary my dear fandom

I also like to pretend they’re all dressed up for pride LOL

Have the close ups for quality (best viewed with full brightness lol)

I honestly think my favorite puzzle is the Maurice puzzle because it has some of my favorite dialogue in it. From Forrest calling Henry a jackass, to Peggy derailing the conversation to talk about conspiracy theories, but another one of my favorite lines in that section is when Maurice asks Forrest where he should go and if you pick the boardroom (where Henry is) he says some shit like “wowwwwww very funny Jesus Christ Nash are you TRYING to kill me?!” And it just cracks me up lol

Forrest is like “we do a bit of trolling”

Forrest yapping on and on with Sandra on air

Peggy: uh, Forrest, it’s great that you’re really connecting with our listeners, but you should really play some music now!

Forrest, clearly annoyed Peggy is fucking up his Rizzing: it’s a radio talk show, Peggy! Talking is like, half of the program.

Peggy: okay well flirting is not in your job description. You can do that on your own time because we’re being paid to play music too, and I don’t want to get sued.

Forrest: the most dramatic sigh you’ve ever heard

OOOOH GUYS. Interesting question.

Let’s say Team17 did an interview. What lore question would you MOST want answered?

For me, the question that’s always been burning is my mind is

“What the fuck did Forrest do to get blacklisted from the ENTIRE CITY OF CHICAGO??? What did mans DO?!”

That or “Does Peggy genuinely hate long ride home because it’s a shit song or does her hatred of the song come from how extremely overplayed it’s been in her life, given it was her sister’s favorite? Do the memories of the song make it even more insufferable to listen to or does she not remember at all?”

Please repost or comment with your answers I really wanna know

I just like the idea of George being pissed as fuck throwing things around fucking with the lights and Forrest is just like “hey yknow what George let’s have a conversation just you and me, yknow, man to man. I don’t know if you consider yourself thirty seven years old, or if you still think you’re eighteen, but we can talk this out. Like dudes.”

Or like Teddy calls up and he’s all scared n shit and he’s like “You have to put a stop to this Nash, tell that demon to fuck off!” And Forrest is just like “aw teddy he’s no demon, he’s like any other man. Just dead. And the most surefire way to piss another man off is to mess with his family, which, unfortunately, you did when you made Marie out to be a hysterical liar.“

Ughhhh imagine Marie calling up to talk to him and seemingly from out of nowhere, the sprinkler in the studio starts leaking and the microphone starts falling and the hinge squeaks like a long moaning sound and Forrest is like wtf and Peggy is like “….i think he’s crying, Forrest”

The irony in Marie not liking dogs but her son being the human equivalent of an attack dog is hilarious

Yes it is. He sits, he stays, and he even shakes hands! Except it’s his hand and other peoples necks.

Hijacking this ask to also say that I have not been able to post. Tumblrs mobile app is dog doo doo and no matter how much I press it I can’t post. I would log out and log back in as that seems to fix it according to online folks but I don’t know my password and my password manager is back home where I currently will not be for the rest of the week. Oh well.

Here’s another doodle I did on the plane that I couldn’t post

Unironically i thought this was going to happen, not even joking 😂

I think one of the cool things about the poltergeist au (which I STILL trying to work out a coherent plot for) is that … they (Forrest and Peggy) control the radio. They can help George find away to speak. Maybe they play static. Maybe they put in a blank tape and let him record whatever he wants onto it. Maybe they just set up a ouija board and then broadcast the results live. Maybe George fucks with the record player if he gets mad and makes the song skip around to different lyrics to help explain his feelings. Maybe he can straight up just call in to the studio somehow.

Like imagine Forrest is playing music and all of a sudden the record just starts skipping and scratching and grinding and Forrest is like “all right George we are trying our hardest to help find out what happened to ya and how to get you justice but you need to sit tight because we can’t understand you right now”

And the song just keeps repeating

“I……… WANT MY…… FAMILY….”

And Forrest is like “you mean your parents? They’ve left town, buddy, they left a long time ago. Now please stop messing with the music it’s going to ruin the vinyl.”

And the record starts going haywire again , this time just repeating

“MY… FAMILY… MY… FAMILY… MY… FAMILY….”

And Forrest is like “YOUR family? Like, one you created?” And the song just goes

“MY BABY…. MY LOVE… WHERE… MY BABY….”

I think the truth every KF fan needs to accept is that Forrest could rizz every single goddamn adult in that town and it wouldnt even be hard.

He is THE fandom bicycle solely because he has too much rizz

Forrest x Sandra? Practically canon.

Forrest x Ponty? Easy.

Forrest x Peggy? Straightforward.

Forrest x Teddy? Toxic old man yaoi, love it.

Forrest x Ricky? Go for it.

Forrest x Virginia? Fantastic.

Forrest x Marie? Spicy.

Forrest x Murphy? Stepdad 4 life.

You could ship this mf with ANYONE and it would work. He is straight. He is gay. He is queer. He has no concept of the spectrum of sexuality. He is all sexualities at once. He is infinite. Forrest is that bitch and will always BE that bitch.

So the top ships of 2024 on ao3 list came out but I don’t even need to look at it because we all know the top ship of 2024

It’s live wire right lads

Right

When Teddy says “I wasn’t gonna let a blip ruin my future” and Marie goes “George was a BLIP?!” And Forrest has the option of saying “dang that’s a messed up thing to say” or “he wasn’t a blip”, they should’ve included an option of Forrest just chuckling and going “Oh, Teddy… you’re screwed”

It’s not even that Forrest is necessarily evil in that scenario it’s just that he is incredulous that Teddy would say something SO stupid in that moment. Like he can’t help but laugh at how Teddy is just BEGGING for death with everything that comes out of his mouth. Like a “I can’t help you anymore dude you’re digging your own grave”

Though the idea of Forrest getting the full scoop from Marie and going “Y’Know what I’m with you, fuck these guys and fuck teddy in particular, get his ass Marie” is HILARIOUS

Also have a bonus Smarmy Young Teddy sketch cuz I can’t draw him without this expression

Real talk I am beyond shocked KF doesn’t have a bigger fandom. The protagonist is a sassy flirty old man with an attitude, the deuteragonist is a happy bubbly smol bean who must be protecced, and the villain is a MASKED MILF WITH A TRAGIC BACKSTORY, and she has an EQUALLY CUNTY MASKED MAN SON

Is everyone blind or am I just overestimating the love for these tropes

Listen all I want is to know what Forrest did to get blacklisted

“It’s my fun side that gets me in trouble” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

DID HE SWITCH OUT A VINYL WITH A HILARIOUSLY WRONG SONG AT AN INOPPORTUNE TIME, MAKING ANOTHER DJ LOOK BAD?

DID HE DATE AN INTERN?

DID HE FAKE A COLD WAR NUKE THREAT?

DID HE MAKE FUN OF A CALLER?

DID HE MAKE A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE TO A STUCK UP MANAGER?

DID HE TELL PEOPLE MICHAEL JACKSON DIED?!

There’s so many possibilities because “fun” is such a subjective spectrum- like did he do something extremely tame that just got under his asshole boss’ skin? Or did he do something that actually hurt people???? SIR WHAT DID YOU DO?!

I can’t believe what I’ve become

(Pinup wips under the cut…. Those with sweet under 18 angel baby eyes just scroll kthnx)

what have I done

It would be so sweet if the Teens and Carrie and Eugene all started to tune in to the show and call in a lot and come up to Forrest whenever they saw him out and about to say hi and thank you and he basically just amasses like 10 children and Eugene even calls him Dad

And he talks to Peggy about it like “all these kids just flock to me and always call into the show just to chat and tell me about their school day it’s like they think I’m their dad or soemthing it’s weird” and she’s like “well if you don’t like it you can tell em to knock it off” and he gets all defensive like “no back off those are my kids now”

Done with the lineart! Not 100% happy with Marie’s face but it’s midnight and I have uni tomorrow

(Again please shield your angel baby eyes if you’re not of age, this is not for you)

I think it’s really funny that Forrest can kill Sandra outright. Usually characters die because they were physically attacked by Murder Mommy or her Attack Child and either don’t survive the encounter or succumb to their injuries later on like Jason. But you can just straight up kill Sandra lol.

If you fuck up bad enough, you can cause her to electrocute herself with no input from the killers at all.

Maries just walking through the parking lot and see’s a car’s lights go all weird and she walks up to the car and yanks open the door and sees Sandra sitting there dead with like smoke n shot and the wires sparking and she’s like

“That killstealing son of a bitch!!”

Is there any other character you can kill without them ever coming into contact with the killers?

what if instead of interviewing Marie Forrest just played Dos Oruguitas from Encanto and Marie magically became a good person