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Leo: *is listening to sad music while dramatically gazing out of the Argo II’s window*
Frank: You ok dude?
Leo: What is ok?
Jason from the other side of the ship: He’s fine
Leo: It’s done! Now I’m gonna bring back Hitler and kick his ass!
Frank: Just because you have a time machine doesn’t mean you could beat Hitler in a fight.
Leo: Fuck you Frank
Frank: Bye Leo
Leo: So here’s the tea
Annabeth: For the last time Leo it’s called a “Status Update”
Leo: Do you want the tea or not?
Piper: Yeah Annie do you want the tea or not?
Percy: *drops blue burrito* Ah fuck this is sadder than the time Hera wiped my memory and hid me from everyone for months!
Frank: !!!?!!!?!!!??
Some random mortal: RELIGION ISNT REAL!
Percy: FUCK YEAH IT ISNT!
Annabeth: Percy your dad is literally a Greek god, so is my mum.
Percy: But if we pretend they don’t exist, they’ll leave us alone.
Annabeth: FUCK YEAH! ALL RELIGIONS ARE LIES!
All of the Seven: RELIGIONS ARE ALL LIES! SPECIFICALLY GREEK!
Am I the only one who headcanons that Frank sings “I’ll make a man out of you” when training the 12th legion? And Hazel is there just confused as fuck cuz she doesn’t know pop culture. So Frank, Hazel and Reyna have a Disney movie marathon.
These are a few Frazel singing headcanons
1.) Once Lavinia caught Frank and Hazel singing “A Whole New World”.
2.) Lavinia tried to tell the rest of the legion but they didn’t believe her.
3.) They usually stick to old songs from the 1930s or Disney, because after their Disney movie marathon Hazel knows them all.
3.) When Lavinia told the legion only Reyna believed her because Reyna knows Frank can sing.
4.) Reyna once caught them singing “Don’t go Breaking my Heart”.
5.) Hazel was able to play it off but Frank got very flustered and embarrassed cuz he’s always been very insecure about his voice.
6.) Reyna realised and began to sing around him so that he would feel more comfortable.
7.) Lavinia was pissed about no one believing her so she began follow Frank and Hazel. She stopped after she watched them make out.