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every corner you turn a stuffed animal who talks swings down from the ceiling to advertise products. dystopian nightmare fuel

Stew Fuckin Leonard's

so Connecticut has this beautifully cursed grocery chain called stew leonards and it's got lore (mascot being based off of the founder's deceased son I believe??) as well as a bunch of terrifying singing animatronics????

anyways have the milk set:

yes they sing and blink.

here i am being judged for my sins by Big Chicken:

also Jerry Seinfeld was there?????

10/10 sober experience, would NOT recommend non sober