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Twitter users acting like rowdy orphans with nothing to lose.

Jam like hell and fiddle yer ass off, bébés

Fuck Elon Musk

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it’s so delicious over there right now

that time Elon felt pissed and slighted because he got moderated for saying something hateful so he went into irreconcilable debt and leveraged his other companies and made a large deal with the Saudis and Putin sympathizers just to buy the one thing in his life that was moderating him and his hateful misogynist and racist and transphobe contemporaries (and not even that thoroughly) so that he could axe moderation and shit whatever thought he wanted on to the Internet only to have to hilariously overcompensate and become a dictator of moderation of things *he* didn’t like to blunt the consequences of his chaotically evil pack-of-m80s executive brainfarts but too late to stop losing more money and employees and summoning the exacting attention of the FTC and the undoubtedly molten ire of massive industries who lost billions of value in a single day, because Elon has never thought through the philosophies, sociology, and ethics of free speech or faced the consequences of his own actions that are about to smash him in the face and moderate him harder than he’s even been moderated before

“To take just one example, consider moderation. Without moderation, platforms become a cesspit of misogyny, racial hatred and antisemitism, without any conceivable benefit for society. Holocaust denial is not free speech — it is hate speech, and at least indirectly incites discrimination or violence. It is, at best, a shallow and uninformed interpretation of free speech to want to abolish moderation.”

— What’s behind Elon’s Twitter disaster? A fundamental misunderstanding of “free speech”

omg

just elon musk stroking his own ego during cross examination and in company wide memos

Elon wants to replace himself as soon as he can find someone.

“We broke the wealthiest man in the world in 3 weeks.” — @BlackKnight10k

Lettuce outlasting Lonnie muskrat

Callou callais

this turns me on ngl

Incroyable, and holy shit

Twitter’s copyright strike system is no longer working. People are tweeting entire movies.

How’re you doing?

My best performing posts on here are about elon and I’ve had a lot of wine tonight, this is an equation that doesn’t have a satisfactory solution

Thank you annony

do you use twitter?

I do, same acct name. Though rarely there since it imploded.

Elon Musk publishes his non-consensual Taylor Swift fantasy to the world. Creepy. Fetishistic. Bizarre. Misogynistic. Paternalistic.

gender of the day on Twitter X; now disabled due to elon's fuckery

Y E P it was posted in reply to Kamala Harris' tweet

But in NO way is that appropriate from someone as influential as Elon Musk. Just goes to say he's a fucking idiot. That picture doesn't even look like Kamala Harris and people are taking as a legitimate photograph.

THIS THREAD HELP 😭😭😭

And yes this is a genuine post from Elon 😭😭

Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!

I slept in and just woke up, so here's what I've been able to figure out while sipping coffee:

Twitter has officially rebranded to X just a day or two after the move was announced.

The official branding is that a tweet is now called "an X", for which there are too many jokes to make.

The official account is still @twitter because someone else owns @X and they didn't reclaim the username first.

The logo is 𝕏 which is the Unicode character Unicode U+1D54F so the logo cannot be copyrighted and it is highly likely that it cannot be protected as a trademark.

Outside the visual logo, the trademark for the use of the name "X" in social media is held by Meta/Facebook, while the trademark for "X" in finance/commerce is owned by Microsoft.

The rebranding has been stopped in Japan as the term "X Japan" is trademarked by the band X JAPAN.

Elon had workers taking down the "Twitter" name from the side of the building. He did not have any permits to do this. The building owner called the cops who stopped the crew midway through so the sign just says "er".

He still plans to call his streaming and media hosting branch of the company as "Xvideo". Nobody tell him.

This man wants you to give him control over all of your financial information.

Edit to add further developments:

Yes, this is all real. Check the notes and people have pictures. I understand the skepticism because it feels like a joke, but to the best of my knowledge, everything in the above is accurate.

Microsoft also owns the trademark on X for chatting and gaming because, y'know, X-box.

The logo came from a random podcaster who tweeted it at Musk.

The act of sending a tweet is now known as "Xeet". They even added a guide for how to Xeet.

The branding change is inconsistent. Some icons have changed, some have not, and the words "tweet" and "Twitter" are still all over the place on the site.

TweetDeck is currently unaffected and I hope it's because they forgot that it exists again. The complete negligence toward that tool and just leaving it the hell alone is the only thing that makes the site usable (and some of us are stuck on there for work).

This is likely because Musk was forced out of PayPal due to a failed credit line project and because he wanted to rename the site to "X-Paypal" and eventually just to "X".

This became a big deal behind the scenes as Musk paid over $1 million for the domain X.com and wanted to rebrand the company that already had the brand awareness people were using it as a verb to "pay online" (as in "I'll paypal you the money")

X.com is not currently owned by Musk. It is held by a domain registrar (I believe GoDaddy but I'm not entirely sure). Meaning as long as he's hung onto this idea of making X Corp a thing, he couldn't be arsed to pay the $15/year domain renewal.

Bloomberg estimates the rebranding wiped between $4 to $20 billion from the valuation of Twitter due to the loss of brand awareness.

The company was already worth less than half of the $44 billion Musk paid for it in the first place, meaning this may end up a worse deal than when Yahoo bought Tumblr.

One estimation (though this is with a grain of salt) said that Twitter is three months from defaulting on its loans taken out to buy the site. Those loans were secured with Tesla stock. Meaning the bank will seize that stock and, since it won't be enough to pay the debt (since it's worth around 50-75% of what it was at the time of the loan), they can start seizing personal assets of Elon Musk including the Twitter company itself and his interest in SpaceX.

Sesame Street's official accounts mocked the rebranding.

worst comes to worst, we end up with Kessler syndrome. for those of you unfamiliar, that means, functionally, the end of human activity in low earth orbit, and likely the end of human spaceflight; if not permanently, then for several generations at least. internet connection isn’t worth our species’ future in space.

the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to work

twitter has bested me once again, ii had typed an entire paragraph about a theory ii saw on tiktok and ii pressed a shortcut button and all my tabs closed and opened twitter.

fuck you elon musk

descendants 4 spoilers

what?? what???? what the fuck??? what kind of ending is that! they went back in time and faced NO consequences??? their parents arent like "hey! why does my kid look exactly like the transfer students when ii was in high school?" NOTHING?? what!

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

Every time you reblog these power-couples, Lady Moldy-Butt and Elongated Muskrat are THIS closer to being sued into oblivion.

I hate elone musk he's weird