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The day of reckoning is less than 24 hours away. I don’t have any funny images but I do have some funny words.

I have been looking forward to funny plumber movie for almost half a year now. Me and my best friend have watched all the trailer livestreams and overanalysed every single one of them, the build up for this movie has been one hell of a ride, the marketing has been batshit insane and the fact that I’m living in a timeline where I’m looking forward to a fucking ILLUMINATION MOVIE of all things is pretty wild.

Which is why I won’t be active from tomorrow to next Monday, which is when me and my best friend are gonna go and see it. I want to go into this movie as blind as possible, unfortunately I have been spoiled on a few fronts (I know who Charles Martinet is voicing and what the Bowser musical number is gonna be about) but that’s pretty much it. And considering how my most popular posts nowadays are indeed about this movie, coming across spoilers on here specifically will be inevitable.

So I’ll be avoiding Tumblr until I finally see the movie and do an autism fuelled post about it afterwards.