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ERET WANTS TO ADOPT FUNDY OMG I AM IN TEARS HOLY CRAP AWWWWWWW PHILZA BETTER LET IT HAPPEN

What a beautiful wedding where Fundy got to show off to his fiancee and absolutely nothing went wrong

[please reblog!]

Things I love about the developing characters on Origin SMP:

Ranboo is so fucking chaotic and it’s so subtle that it takes a while to notice when he up to shit. He’s just quietly disorderly and gives off such chill vibes. Imagine someone poking a hornets nest impassively, no emotion or reason to do it. No thoughts, just stirring the pot. That is Ranboo right now. Coolboo.

Tommy coming on and totally contrasting his usual attitude by wanting to mitigate the problems on the server before they spiral into wars and shit. That was the second warning. The first warning was Tommy’s reaction to his home being blown up. He should have either barely cared, or started screaming and blowing the whole incident out of proportion, not whatever the weak whining response he had was. The third warning was how he immediately went to contracting Phil and kept changing his cut in the contract. That was the only one anybody shouldn’t have noticed, because that can be written off as Tommy’s routine chaos. So now we have capitalist Tommy, responsible for what’s currently the biggest known crime on the server, while also being the owner of his superhero company and contractor of Philza, who is currently the only “law enforcement” on the server. He really just went, Okay, I’ll be ChickenInnit, but I’m also gonna be running this server bitches!

Philza... is honestly just vibing and playing the game like normal and I love that. His character is just standard dadza and it’s Pog. Crow father is the single best thing to happen, but even then it’s still more a gag and aesthetic than anything... for now.

Tubbo is just having fun and that is awesome. He’s been winging it this whole time. Him deciding to be a “villain” and transfering his platonic marriage to this server because, why not is a great development, because it’s just Tubbo’s out of character brand of chaos. Only now it’s canon to his character. He just wants to be allowed to fuck shit up if he feels like it and that’s that. Greatest example: helps Ranboo sell his (their?) land, so he has nukes, just in case.

Fundy... It’s like he took his normal antics and went, I’m a fox so I gotta be trouble bean, forgetting he’s already chaotic as fuck on a good day. He really dialed it all the way up a thousand. Total disregard for anyone’s feelings or property. All he know is Fox. It is the single most annoying thing I have ever seen, and somehow equal parts captivating. Fundy is casually doing actual server crime and he’s getting away with it... sort of. He clearly doesn’t actually care about his deal with Scott and will say anything so his den doesn’t get blown up, but the alliance could go somewhere. Also he short lol. Child.

Scott is actually making this server nice. He made them a community farm! He’s super OP and yet, all he’s doing nothing with that power, instead he’s vibing and making everything pretty. He’s what this server needs damnit! Also cool ass build to go with his cool ass origin story. He’s just so damn amiable all the time. But on the other hand, he does have an alliance of some sort with Fundy and owes Tubbo and Ranboo a favor... The potential of that is troubling.

Sneeg literally got netherite so fast. Everyone just here joking or cooing over his size and he’s built an entire tunnel system into all of their homes that only he can properly access. No one’s actually taking him seriously when he’s literally the henchman of the self proclaimed server villains and has a trident!!! He can and will kill. He’s ankle height, the most dangerous height. He will be their ruination. (But also literal coke addict ant. Very smol.)

Niki is so fucking adorable and Jack is chilling and it’s freaking great. Fshhh. Blazeboy. These two are literally just playing the game and I love them damnit!

Charlie is just bouncing along and cracking slime jokes. Low-key rping constantly, for the lols. It’s fantastic.

Techno... literally hasn’t streamed anything yet or chosen an origin officially. The only Techno content is from the one time he came on and other people streamed it. Which is in character, not gonna lie but also D:< The current idea of him being a humble human—nothing—on this server is interesting. But also, it’s negated by the fact he’s still Technoblade. Once he gets rich, He’s God.

Short story about sleep ⭐️

This was supposed to end so much differently but ig chose fluff over angst:)

Enjoy🦊

Hey! I have some read theories with almost no proof but for fun!

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Characters: The Eret, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, Fundy, Nihachu, Skeppy, BadBoyHalo, Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, Tubbo, Jschlatt, Philza Minecraft, Technoblade

Trigger warnings: Death mentioned, demons mentioned, slight manipulation mentioned and god powers mentioned

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Hey! I don’t usually Post theories or my thoughts on here like at all but maybe I’ll start doing it. Anyway’s let’s get Into this!

just remember that I’m talking about this from a story standpoint and trying to have some fun- yes I know that this is just a Minecraft server but let me have my fun with it

(If you want me to expand or explain these in separate post I will!)

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Now, we know Fundy was born in L’manberg right? Well if he was born into the smp- how did some other get there? Here are some of my theories as to how some got there! Only some cause I’m not that creative

Fundy: He was born into l’manberg like usually! But my headcannon is that he can speed up and slow down his age process so that’s why he looks as old as he does compared to what age he should be! He Aged himself up so he could get more respect (that didn’t work) then slowed it back down so it ages like a Normal human!

Dream: says that he found the land with Sapnap and George but whenever George or sapnap are questioned on the topic. They both just say the exact same as Dream with very slight changes. Some believe supernatural or other Worldly things happened to make the smp so huge

Skeppy and BadBoyHalo: Skeppy was invited to the smp but lived rather far away from it. Along the way, he decided to play around with a mystical thing he found along the way and soon enough, popped out Bad. They got along almost instantly and Skeppy just decided to take Bad with him.

Eret: okay so this one is my favorite! So Dream actually summoned Eret from a spawner of sorts. No one knows what Eret is or where he came from But all he says is that he was brought here to be the king of the smp and that maybe why it’s so important to him!

TommyInnit: straight up just wondered onto the land and Dream didn’t care enough to kick him out so he just let him do whatever. Dream saw a lot or potential in Tommy so he decided to keep him happy by inviting someone Tommy is close with in his land.

Tubbo: Tubbo was invited to live in the dream smp by dream! (My au my rules) and was happy to see that Tommy was there, Tommy was a long time friend. He moved very quickly and Dream also took a liking to him.

Jschlatt: Was originally invited to live there by Sapnap but was later told by Dream that he couldn’t be there due to Dream not approving it. He was later let back in due to Tommy saying he would be great there and the rest is history.

Wilbur: Was invited soon after Tommy, unknown who, and his only reply was asking if Tommy was there so he could make fun of his younger brother. He moved there quickly and well...did whatever with sally—

Niki: was actually invited by Wilbur, final say was by Dream, since he wanted her to be the First Lady of L’manberg! She accepted and showed up rather quickly saying: “I didn’t want to miss anything!”

Technoblade: Dream admired his skill and his humor, he had already sent him word that he was allowed to move to the smp anytime he please but only accepted after hearing from his brothers about the revolution.

Philza: now hear me out, god philza or Godza. Philza hadn’t been into the smp for a while even though all his sons were! He talked with Dream and even tried to use his godly powers but for some reason...they never affected Dream. After Dream realized how far Wilbur had gone, he opened it up to Dream and let him in- just in time to have his son die in his arms.

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These are only some of my thoughts and I may have more but it’s late for me! If you have any other headcannons or theories then tell me please! I’ll try to respond whenever I can! I will also try posting here more!

You want some ideas to write fundy headcanons? I'll help u out bby don't worry <3 (these may or may not be c!fundy, you decide)

cuddling headcanons for the love of everything that is good omg 😭😭 I would do anything for cuddling headcanons :')

you know what else would be nice ti write headcanons about? dates. cute ol' date headcanons about fundy (c! or cc! I won't judge 👀)

Affection headcanons would also be nice yk, like c!fundy is most likely touched starved so that would be nice to write about. (I would do it but I tend to get off track very easily)

Headcanon about fundy and reader owning and taking care of a cat together acting like parents would be very nice. very very nice.

Coding Majors AU working together on a final project and realizing that they have feelings for each other after hangout out most of time together for the project. angst would be appreciated too

FashionDesigner!Reader x Model!Fundy. it sounds nice and interesting, I'm not sure how this would plan out but it sound very interesting.

both fundy and reader struggling with insomnia so they make a pillow fort together. literally amazing.

the fluffiest toothed rottening hc about readerxfundy just spending a day together. when I mean fluffy I mean so damn fluffy even clouds look flat next to the fluffy hc.

pillowfight with fundy, very nice to think about.

idk why but fundy x reader acting like a all close and couplely and neither of them knowing whether they're just friends or something more than that.

first kiss with fundy also sounds really cute. cute hc

streaming buddies hc, it's cute

meeting irl for the first time, it's been done before but I just can't get enough ohlf them, j must get more.

reader dressing up fundy with a knew look as a stream

reader trying to kidnap boots cuz boots is cool cat (the c in cat stands for cool 😎)

hc about having a secret relationship behind cameras, it most likely has been done already but I'm not complaining :)

reader dyingthere hair to match fundy or just both dying each other's hair as eachothers favorite colors. something about being mentally unstable and getting their hair damaged, it's a very cute mentally unstable couples thing to do :)

that's it thanks for seeing this :)

Bloody Lovers ❤

(1100+ words)

(They/Them Pronouns)

Description: You run a very illegal business. An up and coming rookie hero names "Kitsune" is messing things up though. You're interested in him, so you leave for your very own look at them. (FundyxReader)

(Warning: Very dubious consent relationship, Stockholm Syndrome, and kidnapping. The relationship in this is unhealthy.)

[Read the rest under the cut]

{《☆》}

You scan the report, taking in every place where your workers got interrupted. There were quite a few disruptions, which you'd have to take up with them. You couldn't allow them to keep repeating mistakes with such high profile work at risk.

Of course, you do realize a few of them were uncontrollable on their part. A new hero, a skilled rookie as far as your quick search could find, going by the name "Kitsune" was to blame.

A suitable name, you muse. What, with their foxy features. And of course, the ears and tails that you assumed were apart of their powers also helped the name. The hero had been relentless and ruthless.

So unlike a hero.

It was altogether intriguing. A hero unafraid to get their hands, or paws in their case, dirty. You smiled, thoroughly amused. This hero, an apprentice to Willow themselves, was just as interesting as you had hoped.

Maybe it was time to get out on the streets again. It has been so long since you've wondered from your luxurious throne but perhaps this could be worth it.

You laughed, staring down at the paperwork with a confident smile. You can't wait to get Kitsune's blood on your hands.

{《☆》}

They screamed beneath you, the terrified glint in their eyes feeding your bloodlust. A wayward mugger had chosen you as their next victim. Helpless and unaware of their oncoming demise. You laughed wildly, dragging a knife down their arm.

You could rip them apart, limb by limb now if you pleased. But where was the fun in that? Why would you end it there when things could get even more fun.

If your mother was here, she'd scold you for playing with your food. But she wasn't, and so you licked the blood of the knife as they trembled on the ground. Hm, it was a sickly sort. They were probably the type of person with a weak immune system. The disease flowing through their blood, a transmitted type, wasn't helping the sour taste.

"How sad," You mock sighed, like a disappointed parent. "You just had to be a bad apple, didn't you? Who knows, maybe if you had a better taste I would've let you live." They sobbed, begging on choked words.

You know that would never happen, but they didn't. You grinned and they screamed again as you stabbed them between a rib, cutting through their lung. You pulled the knife out and they seemed to choke on their own blood.

Standing, you wiped the blood off on their pants. The hero hadn't shown, and the shouting had been quite loud. Kitsune likely wasn't on duty.

Turning around, you came face to face with a shell-shocked bystander. They looked sick, their face a pretty pale sheet as they backed up. Before they could run, your rinkaku shot out as quick as lighting and wrapped around them. They struggled, and stronger than they looked but you were even stronger.

Smiling coldly down at them, you looked them over. "Why hello there. What is a pretty little thing like you doing here?"

What? They were unfairly pretty. A nice dark shade of red, with a pretty white streak through their hair and wide-eyed dark brown eyes. And maybe the terror in their eyes didn't help, but the rest of them was still pretty.

Maybe you could have another meal to make up for the last one being lacklustre. Grinning, you gave them a seconds warning. "Any complaints on being eaten?" Before cutting a thin slice on their cheek with your knife. They blanched, opening their mouth with a silent struggle.

You shushed them. Licking the blood off the knife, you were overwhelmed with one of the best-tasting blood you've had in a while. You practically moaned, greedily taking it away. They seemed thoroughly disturbed by your reaction, which was fair enough.

And unlike the other meal you had, you almost wanted to keep this one.

"Hm," You considered, gently grabbing their chin. They froze as you turned their face side to side. "I don't see why not. I'll keep you."

"Wha-What?" They spoke their first words to you, a shiny new voice that fits their pretty face. "Let me go! No-! Stop!"

"Hm, no." You said, pressing your knife to their neck. They froze, staring into your eyes with a worryingly calmer look. Certainly, they were interesting. In fact, they reminded you of someone. "Don't worry, you won't die yet."

It didn't seem to relax them, but they were certainly more complacent with the knife at their neck.

{《☆》}

Your newest pet project had taken a while, Kitsune certainly knew how to put up a fight. But you were stronger, both mentally and physically. And now here he was, putty in your hands.

To think you had found him so easily. And that he had such beautifully delicious blood. Truly, your luck was legendary.

"Fundy, darling," You call, beckoning him from his bedroom. He hurries over, almost tripping over himself to get to you. It was an amusing sight when barely a month ago he would be fighting you every chance he had.

You press a hand to his cheek, which he leans into heavily. Fundy places his hand over yours, staring up at you with an adoring look. Tiny cuts littered his body like freckles, but they all showed one thing. That he was yours. These marks showed that. And they'd never leave.

You smile, letting go of him. Quickly, he pulls up a chair and sits close. Fundy practically has your arm in his grasp, leaving you with only your left to do your work. It's slightly annoying but you'd rather have him here with you, stupidly in love in your arms than have him fighting against you.

You'd hate to have to kill him. It'd be an easy decision to make if you had to, but you would still dislike the idea of losing such a great find.

Although with how deeply he's fallen, it's unlikely you'd ever have to risk that. Fundy was so good for you, falling deeper into the rabbit hole with every touch you let linger. So good, in fact, you might start testing that love.

Release him. See if he comes back.

It's a tad bit risky but you know that despite his love for you, he misses his friends. If you let him go back with them for a few hours, you could test his loyalty. It would be so easy to get one of your teleporting workers to fetch him if he decided to stay.

Yes. You would. Picking a knife off the table, you turned to Fundy. With a pleased smile, Fundy gave you his arm. But you wouldn't need that when he was so easy to give. To love. You smiled back.

{《☆》}

[Next post is a Dream post and then I shall disappear for a year /j.]

[L0v3, k1ng]

Remade 2 of them. And then I made Fundy's! Time to do more work on the actual writing more sadge

Distance - Wilbur Soot x M!Reader

Hi, I'm writing an xreader story and decided to make little mood boards for it. Might remake Wilbur's (possibly y/n's too) though since I don't 100% like his.

I'm also planning on making a few more but what do you think? First time making mood boards so I hope they don't suck.