Funny Things - Tumblr Posts
I think my husband would love me if I became a worm. Because he found a worm at the bottom of a bucket of tomatoes and left him one.
And tomorrow he decided to release it into the flower bed so that George (that's what he called him) could have a better life.
I literally cannot remember anything this year lol
2023 recap!!!
jan: forgot
feb: forgot
march: forgot
april: forgot
may: forgot
june: forgot
july: forgot
aug: forgot
sep: forgot
oct: forgot
nov: forgot
dec: forgot
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I went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish) We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how he remembers the sauce names. I told Paul I took Italian in high school, and it’s rosso and bianco. It even says so on the wine menu. Paul started yelling at me and calling me wrong. Those are the names for wines, not colors. My husband showed him on Google the translation for red and white. Paul told my sister he was leaving and called us stupid assholes and how wrong we were. Paul and my sister left without paying their bill, or even getting some food. When we asked the server he said the drinks are no problem and not to worry about it. My sister texted me later and said why do I think I always have to be right and I embarrassed Paul, and it was immature of my husband. She said we didn’t have to argue with him over something so silly. She said my husband, and I bullied him. She told me that I don’t have to say to people when they are wrong and embarrass them in public like that.
World heritage AITA (Am I The Asshole?) post.
Judge magazine, July 1926
Hourly Comics day but the year is 1258.
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My partner and I often get surprised/baffled reactions from people in our area (+ friends and family STILL) whenever it comes up that we keep our house between 10°-17°. My partner and I both like the cooler temperatures more plus the added necessity due to a medical condition of mine.
It's usually funny because we have the same reaction when they tell us how warm/hot they keep their homes and it baffles me how anyone can live in (what is to me) literal fire. (Anything above 17° is atrocious)
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PokeMas - What I imagined where this argument occurred. . .
It's quite funny what I ended up making this picture from the Photo Creator in Pokemas, based on the arguments. 😂😂😂
Anddd there's Kabu, just wanted to jog on the beach in the evening. 😅
Kabu: Tsk3, kids these days... 😓
Omg you have to read the arguments it's so funny
🌋 vs 🌊
