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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life I am CRYING
Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat
oh, my porn is unrealistic?
it's not supposed to be realistic. it's supposed to be fun.
call it suspension of dickbelief.
why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would've been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:
This guy in my town owns a rug store, and heβs always changing his sign out front but heβs also the biggest Dad in the world so his jokes are awful but brilliant
You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.
not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life