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How to get rid of your local mountain frost ghoul.
Step 1: brush your teeth with that one minth flavoured toothpaste that gives you a blue tongue.
Step 2: put on that article of clothing you bought because it was just so beautiful but you never actually found an occasion to wear it without appearing indecent, because your life is boring.
Step 3: do something about that hair, goodness gracious.
Step 4: smile! You brushed your teeth, now let them see that lovely smile! You can also put a rose between your teeth if you'd rather, but remember to move those lips in a seductive way as you approach the ghoul.
Step 5 (optional): if you got it, flaunt it.
Step 6: Pull out a bat and bash the ghoul's skull in.