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Idk if it's I'm being asking way too early from the last request , but how about a list about Zack , Brodie , Dion and Giles green and red flags ? Like a top who has more ? ( ahem , it's way too obvious who but let's keep the mystery )
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LMAO THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL but tbh idk who has more red flags?? zakk is a meanie pants and i feel giles would be.. interesting.. dion would just be kind of nervous and brodie is completely just š» i think it would be zakk tho cause well itās zakk but heās hot soooo..
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ā« BRODIE! MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL BRODIE! (can you tell i like Brodie a lot?) i feel that Brodie would be a very normal boyfriend and person, just a little weird because as a metalhead myself i can confirm metalheads are a little weird in their own each way. Brodie is a very sweet boy and i feel like he has very little red flags to none. i think his green flags would be that he can cook and take care of himself (i headcanon this because of his parents cause donāt kill me if iām wrong but considering his dad is i think.. dead? and his mom is a crazy bitch, i think he learnt to care for himself pretty fast.), heās, as i always say, a total softie whoās a wonderful boyfriend, heās a calm person to be around other than, well, when there is like a zombie demon thing apocalypse, and other yk, good boyfriend type shit. I think his red flags wouldnāt be too red and more beige or barely a red flag. I think Brodieās little things would be like heās not too into actual skincare and just does basic things like wash his hair and use soap and stuff, but he still has like dirt under his nails sometimes and picks at his acne n shit. but i believe he would be more than happy to have you care for him for him lol. i also think he would be sorta lazy and be pretty messy, but blah blah, basically heās a good boy.
ā ļøļø second on our not that red to bright vermillion flags is Dion. Dion is like, overly a nerd. which isnāt a bad thing, i love me a sweet nerdy boy. Dion has little things too like idk picked his nose till 7th grade in middle school, or watches too much porn but not to an addiction, just more random little things. much like Brodie, heās a good boy. but until you as a lover would get him to open up to being a little more used to what love is like, he wouldnāt do very much to keep up the relationship lmao, he just loves being around you. Dion is very sweet, just a little more unusual, but more than Brodie.
ā GILES! Giles is weird, i think Giles is weird. I donāt hate him, i LOVE him platonically, i think heās funny. but would i date him? no. i just think he would be a bit too peculiar. nobody can tell me he doesnāt have a porn addiction, and hasnāt fucked something weird which yes, you cannot tell me otherwise cause yes he has fucked something weird, itās mentioned in the movie! i think it was a dummy or something. I think Giles is just very weird sexually, like not piss kink weird (sorry to everyone with a piss kink), but like too much porn and hot babes weird. and i donāt think he would be very like loving at first? like he would love you as much as anyone else in a relationship, he just wouldnāt know how to show it, but heād eventually get it, much like Dion.
ā§ and finally, our beautiful blood red Zakk. Zakk is a nasty mean boy as we all know. before he really loves you, i believe he would be a man with a bit of a sick sense of humor (yk like dark jokes or laughing at sort of fucked up stuff), would be terrible at caring for himself in not all ways, but most. and heās like, a total asshole, obviously. i saw someone say that Zakk would have bpd and listed why and i so agree which bpd or any disorder (trust me yāall i have 4 disorders lmao) doesnāt make you a red flag till you let it make you a red flag, and i think Zakk would let it become a red flag. Zakk is just kinda fucked up. from weird things on the internet he saw when he was too young, to definitely having trauma, i think heās a little fucked from the start. I still love him and he would def learn to love you. I think his version of love would be a bit possessive and overly clingy, like if anyone hit on you he would get more possessive than he really should. I also think he would hold onto you forever and ever and never let go, and if you left and especially if you hurt him when you left, heād never forgive himself for letting someone get that close, and other sad bullshit. i think i could work through Zakk and get mutual love out of him but it would be hard. but i donāt really care though cause i know he got some meat down there and he has a pretty face so idgaf! <33 + i know deep down there he is a lovable man. for his green flags, heās a sweetheart when you get to love him, as iāve said before. heās very capable of genuinely caring and loving, itās just hard to get him to do so. we love our boy Zakk no matter what.
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MY HEADCANONS ON THEIR RED FLAGS AND GREEN FLAGS! I LOVE THEM! I LOOOOVE THEM!
I NEED MORE DEATHGASM CONTENT PLEASEEEEEEE
So totally in denial about the deaths in the movie (Giles, dion, especially zakk) could the gang take on demons a second time? Or other ghosts/monsters and pull off another successful save the world/end the chaos type of deal?
Could their respective gf/significant others survive as well? Imagine zakk and his gf destroying monsters, saving each other from the supernatural or Medina and brodie meeting someone who saves the two of them š³
YES! i think that all of the dead people especially Zakk would be more powerful! i think dion and giles wouldnāt rlly know how to use their new magical powers or whatever but i think Zakk would learn fast and like totally own it!!! tbh instead of Zakk killing the main villain i think it would be funny if Dion or Giles did it and Zakk would be super pissed he couldnāt do it himself as much as i believe it would be that kind of jar thing where ppl are like āopen this jar for meā and the other person does it easily and then the first person is like āwtf i just loosened it thereās no way you opened it by yourself!!ā yk like that but with Zakk being the open this jar and Dion/Giles being the one to open it except i think that Zakk wouldnāt ask to get the jar opened or the big demon dude killed it just kinda happens because wtf else would happen?? anyway I think that Zakkās gf/so would be kinda like Medina when she was kicking demon zombie type shit ass but like extra badass cause idk theyāre with Zakk?? i just feel like anyone who can handle Zakk would be extra strong in multiple ways. Medina and Brodie being saved by someone else tbh i can see it lol. i think Brodie would sorta be a little wimpy when it comes to this big bad mega demon/entity of some sort. and i think Medina would be eager to kill it but going by this situation, they would not win but they would not die because i refuse to have them die <3!! idk who that person to save them would be but iād bet theyād be like Zakk tbh!!
So the deathgasm cast - if they had to date a supernatural creature (vampire, siren, etc) what type of supernatural creature would each of them choose/gravitate towards?
Or maybe even the metal lords/skull flower crew as well (Emily, hunter, kevin?)
Zakk would be into demons and vampires, Dion and Giles would be into sirens/mermaids, Medina would be into vampires/maybe werewolves, and I think Brodie would be into anything hot tbh!!
i think Emily would go towards mermen/mermaids, Hunter would be into demons, Kevin would like sirens or maybe like human sized fairies? like humans with pretty fairy wings i guess!!
do you guys think anyone in skull flower would like anyone in deathgasm but also including medina
Lmao I had a dream about being friends with the deathgasm crew and just, baking and bringing food everywhere with them (love language of keep ur friends hands full of cookies and cupcakes)
THATS SO ADORABLE!!!! i think Zakk would be like āoh okay tyā because he doesnāt know how to express appreciation, Medina would be like āOH MY GOSH THANK YOUU!!ā very loudly and then Brodie would be like āoh wow, thank you!ā in a very loving tone!! almost forgot about dion and giles LOL i think that dion would be like shocked but in a good way kinda like how Brodie says āoh wow thank youā but in a WOOOWWWW WOAHHH kinda way and then i think Giles would be SUUPEEEER happy about it!!
gonna rewatch deathgasm because my memory needs a refresh of my fav man!! (zakk) so as much as i have like 4 or 5 drafts of peopleās asks, ask away even extra this time cause yk memory refresher of all my favs!
You're still making deathgasm headcanons ? I've saw the movie and i thought it would be a lot of content of it but there's little content of them , specially in the x reader department , but no :(
If you do can you pls do a headcanons for all the characters meeting their partner's family ? Or just the parents ?
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hey yāall sorry i havenāt been posting stuff like this idek why i wasnāt š luv u guys! also me too like iām a shit writer tbh but i was like āthereās no fanfiction wtf.. why not make my own even if i have barely any experience in writingā lmao
I think that Zakk would get kicked out and banned from most peoples houses for being an asshole.. i think he would be impolite and make inappropriate jokes at the dinner table ya know?
Brodie would be a fan favorite of your family <3 i think that heās super polite unlike zakk, and i believe he would be super respectful toward you and everyone else.
Medina would be great!! she would make good appropriate jokes, get closer to your family more than anyone else would, and just be super sweet and caring towards your family and you.
Dion would be like nice and polite but SUPER nervous and kind of awkward. like he wouldnāt really know what to say, but he would have manners. like he would be shaking, silent, and staring at the wall at the dinner table lmao
Giles would be rude sort ofā¦ but like unintentionally. i feel like heās similar to zakk in the way where he would make inappropriate jokes but he wouldnāt know it wasnāt good to make them. i also think he would kind of lack manners? but not intentionally like he acts that way because nobody told him it was wrong.
Save me Gilion save me.. save me fat meanie x Twink nerd relationship save me ..
WAIT I KIND OF LOVE THIS SHIPā¦ā¦. UR SO REAL.