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HOLY SHIT DIRECTOR BONG WAS RIGHT: GILLIAM AND GREY DEFINITELY HAVE A DEEPER RELATIONSHIP THAN THE MOVIE LETS ON. MAY-DECEMBER GAY ROMANCE ABOARD THE SNOWPIERCER BITCHES. THE PROOF IS FINALLY HERE.
so i found some hq stills for snowpiercer and i found one of grey that showed some of his tattoos a little clearer (not that i could make out any of them)
and i looked closer
is that gilliam’s name over his heart
"I'm a shadow of my former shadow..." — Gilliam (John Hurt), Snowpiercer
Expert's Guide To The Many Wonderful Classes Of Fire Emblem
Lord -normally starts with an OP weapon -also likely doesn’t have the stats to immediately use it well -death results in either a game over, a soft reset, or turning the game off whilst screaming profanities -if you find a lord who has blue hair, whose name isn’t Marth, they’re probably good to use in bulk
Cavalier -centaur with attitude -comes in many different flavors, but usually cherry and mint -is mediocre all around, with one stat better than the others
Myrmidon -le edgy katana user -sanic fast -“WHY DID YOU LET THAT FIGHTER KILL YOU!? HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS GAME OH MY GODDD!”
Fighter -slow, inaccurate, bara af -should never be able to hit Myrmidons -somehow always hits Myrmidons -let me axe you a question
Mercenary -the every man -ranges from game breaker to living trash -wields big friggin swords -still manages to be the second most pointless enemy reinforcement, only beaten by….
Soldier -bait -free exp -the FE representation of the enemies that populate Dynasty Warriors games
Archer -gimmick unit -completely useless on enemy phase -thinks they’re Legolas -they aren’t even close
Pegasus Knight -muh winged horse -dies to everything, except magic -unless it’s a game that has wind magic -were only actually good in Gaiden
Dragon Knight -muh winged lizard -every english game calls them Wyvern Knights -in the GBA games, the mounts were dragons, not wyverns -PoR got the classification right -Radiant Dawn changed the name to Dracoknight, fucking it up again -legit really good units
Thief -sneaky sneaky -??? -that’s all
Mage -the elemental spirits -they’re kinda boring, unless they have a personal spell -no mage will ever be as good as Ced
Dark Mage -“I’m blatantly evil” -except Canas, Niime, Sophia, Ophelia, Pelleas, and Henry -hits harder than mages, but the animations take SOOOOOOO long
Healers -they heal shit
Bandits -they plunder shit
Knights -they’re shit -except you, Oswin. I love you.
Dancers -prime waifu material -makes you move again with the power of DANCE
Transformers -animals in disguise -use at your own risk