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jj maybank headcanons
lowercase intended! i literally couldn't figure out how to end these LMAO. these are my first ever headcanons so go easy on me but feedback is welcome!<3
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jj’s love language is physical touch so he is always touching you.
out at a party? his hands are on your waist.
in the twinkie? he’s sitting as close to you as humanly possible.
hanging with the pouges? you’re in his lap.
he craves as much skin to skin contact as possible.
he’s so so protective of you.
he’s definitely gotten into fights because random tourons have tried to touch you in some way.
jj definitely isn’t possessive, in fact he loves it when other people look at you. he doesn't care because you chose him.
he doesn’t give a flying fuck about what you wear because like i said, mans can fight.
he absolutely loves to show you off. it’s one of his favorite things.
pet names pet names pet names!
princess, baby, sweet girl, pretty girl, love, etc.
you name it, he calls you it.
he loves making you blush. he’ll say the most outlandish things just to make your cheeks heat up.
you do the same to him though.
and surprisingly, he blushes very easily around you.
he would do absolutely anything to make you laugh, especially if you’re having a bad day.
that man will do anything for the bit, no one can convince me otherwise.
he loves doing face masks with you
he also loves watching you do your makeup.
“do they hurt when you put them on?” he asks while sitting on the bed, observing you at the desk.
“the lashes? sometimes if you get it in your eye, otherwise no. why, do you want some?” you joke while adjusting the lash you just put on.
“no but i want one of those masks again.”
he also knows your full skincare routine and whenever you get too drunk to do it, he does it for you.
jj maybank is definitely the type of boyfriend who ties your shoes for you. it doesn’t even matter what’s going on around him, if he sees you attempting to do it he’ll *gently* slap your hand away and do it for you.
he’s also the type of boyfriend who will cut your meat for you.
one time, he took you out on a full kook date. i’m talking makeup fully done, hair done, dress and suit type of date. you were struggling to cut your steak and jj noticed immediately.
“here baby,” he says, grabbing the plate and sliding it in front of him. “let me do this for you, princess.”
he loves to cuddle with you. he particularly loves it when he’s on his back and you’re right next to him with your leg over him. that’s heaven for him. that was actually when he first started calling you angel.
tries to teach you how to surf but you end up giving up and watching him look hot.