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REAL AND TRUE

I went into a shoestore once looking for some Cool Shoes but you know. nothing really fit the right criteria

And then... i saw them.

they were perfect. They were exactly what i was looking for! They were...!

𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚜.

Ok!! Not a problem-! Ill just look online. They should be online, right?

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬.

F//k you vans, if you wont make them in my size, ill DO IT MYSELF

(as an aside, but still kind of on topic, i went to the fabric store recently and got this really cute fleece that was on clearance)

society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty