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Actually what makes Zenos so fucking funny is that he never once expresses any form of deceit he is entirely 100% genuine in every interaction. He’s arguably TOO honest. He can’t even lie to the Scions in Garlemald as soon as he sees them he immediately goes evil mode. Thinking on it it’s probably less that he’s mega horny for the WoL and more just that he feels the need to broadcast his every thought to the space around him. Does he do this to his staff? Does he just occasionally go “Oh a snail. Effervescent.” And all the legatuses have to pretend like everything is normal.