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Poll: Which FOUR male Resident Evil characters can make the most intricate crop circle?

Crop circles? Aren't those weird swirling symbols pressed into crops made by aliens? I hear some of you asking.

While I'm not gonna argue over their supposed extraterrestrial origin, all I'm going to say is that there are people who make these as an artistic hobby/pranks. Got it? Good.

Anyway, after spending a long night waiting for Leon and Ethan to leave the corn maze, the gang decides to do something else out in the fields instead of just heading home and wasting the day.

After a while, Helena points to a nearby wheat field and jokes about making crop circles. Just as Piers asks her how to even do that, an old farmer casually walks out of the corn maze, startling everyone before explaining that all you really need is a length of rope tied to both ends of a piece of wood that you would use to stamp down the wheat. Assuming you had a good enough plan for your design, it could look quite convincing.

And with that, the old farmer nodded and walked back into the corn maze, never to be seen again.

The gang looks around, spying a convenient stack of wood and rope nearby. Figuring they could cover more ground in groups, they split off into teams of four.

And please welcome William and Parker who will be filling in for Steve and Ethan while those two are on vacation.

Team 1: Luis, Carlos, Hunk, and William!

Team 2: Leon, Krauser, Piers, and Heisenberg!

Team 3: Jake, Parker, Chris, and Wesker!

Winners go on to face the winners of the female poll so make sure to vote in both

Poll: Which TEAM of male Resident Evil characters would make the cutest gingerbread house?

After finishing their soup, the gang decides to get more into the festive spirit and make gingerbread houses. Sure some of them might be sloppily made or look terrible, but the important thing is that it'll be fun.

Ha... no. This is a competition. Cutest edible house wins.

As they gather the materials, Wesker kicks down the front door, in a fantastic mood after terrorizing humanity for his six day vacation.

Now that everyone is here, the gang splits off into pairs at random and set to work.

And please welcome Lucas and Marvin who are filling in for Carlos and Heisenberg while those two are on vacation.

Team 1: Krauser & Lucas!

Team 2: Luis & Marvin!

Team 3: Ethan & Piers!

Team 4: Chris & Wesker!

Team 5: Steve & Hunk!

Team 6: Leon & Jake!

Winners go on to face the winners of the female poll so make sure to vote in both!