Godzilla Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Judge : Do you have any personal connection to the defendant?

Shimo : Yeah, that's my master and lemme tell you something.... He did that shit, GUILTY AS FUCK.

Skar : What the fuck. Motherfuckers really ain't got NO loyalty.

Shimo : Fuck you mean "no loyalty"?

Skar : You just gonna go up there and-

Godzilla : Yo, can you shut the fuck up?

Skar : Bruh, she up there rapping that bullshit. You know what? I got some shit to say.

Godzilla : Do NOT go up there and testify. You're the DEFENDANT, don't. say. SHIT.

Skar : Fuck it. Ay, call me up to the stand.

Godzilla POV : *facepalms* This motherfucker going to jail.


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