Goodbye Technoblade - Tumblr Posts
TW: rant, long post, Technoblade, slight descent into hysteria?
(here it goes)
Technoblade being gone is so unbelievable for me.
I think I really started to believe "Technoblade never dies" so much that I can't process he's no longer with us.
It sounds like a joke some sick joke.
But I'm waiting for the punchline... he's gonna post it in a month, 2 months, 3, 4, fuck I'd give him a year and he'll post because he's not gone.
He can't be...the world wouldn't be moving if he was...right? He can't be gone. It's a joke. A sick joke, but a joke. It has to be. I'm just going to wait for the punchline, he'll post it soon...he has to. He's not gone. He can't be...
Techno...please don't be gone, please come back, this isn't funny, come back please, you got us haha funny joke please come back now please
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He's really gone, isn't he?
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*Blood for the Blood God*
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*Technoblade never dies*
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Thank you, Techno, for all that you've done for us. You meant more to us than I think you knew.
Lovingly,
Your followers🗡️
Technoblade may be gone, but we, his followers remain.
I'm not talking about his YouTube followers
I'm talking about the Blood God's followers.
WE SHALL SACRIFICE ALL ORPHANS TO REVIVE THE BELOVED BLOOD GOD AND WHEN WE DO
Ohohohoh
"Bap" "BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP"
Stars I miss him.
"heh?" "HEH!" "heh..."
Those poor heaven orphans
"When god sends me to hell...I want him to hesitate."
I'm sure he did, I'm sure he did.
"Officer, I dropkicked that child in self defense."
There's millions of people grieving over one guy, that's pretty legendary.
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
And he won't, he's become apart of us, of his community. He'll live on within us.