Gravity Falls Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Dipper: just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I like you, I could be picturing you on fire, you'd never know
Bill: ...Pine tree... we're married
Dipper: *smoking a dog treat like a cigarette* ya know, in the scheme of things, houses are just Tupperware and we are God's left overs
His therapist: *visibly shaking* how did you get in my bathtub
Mabel: do you think birds get sad they don’t have arms?
Dipper: well, do you get sad that you don’t have wings?
Mabel: *tearing up* every single day
Mabel: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Soos: I've witnessed a lot of the dumb stuff
Wendy: I've recorded a lot of the dumb stuff
Dipper: I've joined in on a lot of the dumb stuff
Stan: I encourage a lot of the dumb stuff
Ford: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF DUMB STUFF!
Gideon: i hate you with every inch of my body
Dipper:
Dipper: that's not a lot of inches
Mabel: how the hell are you still alive?
Dipper: honestly, I'm just as confused as you are
Dipper: I don't have the energy for this
Mabel: for what?
Dipper: *gestures vaguely*
Pacifica: what are you doing?
Mabel: *watching Dipper change a lightbulb while standing on a shaky chair* stargazing
Pacifica: but it's not even dark outside...
Dipper: *falls off the chair*
Mabel: make a wish!
Judge: how do you plead?
Mabel: *looks at Dipper*
Dipper: *mouthing* not guilty
Mabel: hot milky
Dipper: *facepalms* just lock her up
Dipper: I have a bad feeling about this
Mabel: what do you mean?
Dipper: don’t you have that little voice in your head that tells you if something will go wrong or get you in trouble?
Mabel: no?
Dipper: that… that explains so much
Mabel: will you be the ye to my haw?
Pacifica: I am begging you to stop.
Mabel: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut clearly panicked*
Dipper: oh god what did you do?
Mabel: nobody died!
Dipper: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!
Mabel: how can you?
Dipper: *looks up from his book* what?
Mabel: how can you just sit there 24/7 and be depressed?
Dipper: because I'm depressed?
Mabel: Dipper, what would you use to draw a straight line
Dipper: definitely not our sexualities, that's for sure
Dipper: listen little buddy, you've got to expect the unexpected
Gideon: *slaps him* did you expect that bitch?
Mabel: whoa
Dipper: what?
Mabel: what color is a mirror?
Dipper:
Dipper: don’t do this to me today
Mabel: goodnight moon
Mabel: goodnight trees
Dipper: goodnight ghosts only I can see
Mabel: what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Dipper: *sighing* what?
Mabel: you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
Dipper: wait, what happened to the glue?
Mabel: I knew you would get stuck there
Dipper:
Mabel: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
Mabel: the universe has a plan for you
Dipper: it’s not a good plan