Grid Kids - Tumblr Posts
Seb after getting social media : Lance what is a dilf? I keep seeing people call me one and I don't know what it is.
Lance : uh........*panicing*
Lance in the grid kids GC in distress : Seb is asking me what a dilf is what do I do?????? HELP!!!!!!
Seb introducing his grid kids:
Seb: This is Mick, he's my sweet little angel baby,
Mick: *waving while smiling like a sweet baby* Hallo!
Seb: and these are Lance and Charles, they're my chaos gremlins.
Lance: *offended noises of indignation* Hey! we're not-
Charles: *right beside Lance looking down in mild shame* No, no he's right.
Lance : Hey you guys wanna see how confused we can make the older drivers?
rest of the grid kids: Yeah!
*the next day while walking into the paddock*
Lance: No, like it slaps!
Esteban: right! like no cap, 10/10 would recommend!
Mick: like it made me a whole snack!
Lando: Snack?! more like a whole ass meal! Like will you ever take an L??
older drivers: ???????
Nando: what but they have caps on?
Seb: Why do they wanna eat Mick?
Checo: was someoned slapped?
Carlos: * panting heavily and very panicked* Mattia! We lost Charles! We've looked everywhere we can't find him! You need to do it!
Mattia: *sighs* SEBASTIAN VETTEL SUCKS!!!
Angry Lance holding a crow bar: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU SON OF A BITCH?!?!?
Angry Charles with a baseball bat: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT OUR DAD?!?!?!
Angry Mick holding a blowtorch: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!!
A Petrified Mattia: Where did they get those things?!?!?! Charles come on you need to get in the car!
Lance being dragged away by Seb: YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Mick also being dragged away by Seb: SEE THIS BLOWTORCH?! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH IT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.
grid kids playing hide and seek
Most of them have already been found, they are now looking for the ones still in hiding
Yuki: *stops in front of a door, sniff sniff, enters a room* I know your here Pierre! I can smell you from the other side of the door!
Pierre: Every time! I can never hide from you!
Lance: *whispering* Does anyone else find it just a little creepy that he was able to find him so quick and just by scent?
Other Grid kids: *nodding* yeah....
*older drivers talking with the retired drivers turned sky sports eye candy*
Jenson: but those days were wild! Absolutely mental!
Seb: yeah they were quite crazy! Hahaha *twinks internally*
Lando: WHAT?!? I get the rest of you but Seb?!? Seb is like the calmest most responsible person I know!
Lance: yeah! His rebellious phase was probably him not looking where he throws his trash.
Other grid kids: yeah!
Fernando and Mark: *still having nightmares of the absolute batshit crazy chaos that Seb used to cause in his RBR days*
Lewis and Nico: *getting Flashbacks to Seb flirting with everything that breathed*
All the older guys that were there when Seb was still in his menace to society era: Yeah No.
Lance: *drops his pancakes with maple syrup, sighs and stares at it* why do I even bother waking up?
Seb: *concerned* are you okay??
Mick: *failing to build his leggos* why was I even born if all I'll ever be is a disappointment, why?
Seb: *in extreme panic* What the hell is happening?!?!?! Why are none of you ok?!?!?
Charles: Hey you know how Kimi is Antonio's grid dad?
Pierre: Yeah?
Charles: And how they say that Antonio is Jesus?
Pierre: Where the hell are you going with this?
Charles: Does that make Kimi God or Joseph?
Pierre: Okay I don't think Joseph would survive only drinking Vodka for 16 days. He's God.
Chameleon Mick
Mick : *Had Seb for a grid dad* 😇☺️🙂
Mick: * Now has Lewis for a grid dad* 😎😏😒
Lance: * sees Fernando getting close to George* Seb would never treat me like this. 😑